Dammit, Mr. Excellent, your thread title earwormed me!
“Breakfast!” (with the exclamation point) made me think of the old 1970’s McDonald’s commercial set to the tune of Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody #2.
one pork sausage patty, one piece of cold chicken, one slice of ham, a few fried anchovies, three fried eggs, toast, coffee.
lean days: two fried eggs, toast, coffee.
I figure it’s been at least a year since I’ve eaten breakfast.
Homemade fruit salad, French toast, black coffee, cigarettes, internet.