The US Supreme Court with the support of Congress has ordered that Michael Jackson be fitted with a feeding tube and administered performance enhancing steroids!
(fucking news lately! It’s a rehash of a leftover of an old story… reported over and over again as if it’s something worth repeating.) :rolleyes:
Yeah, but will he be forced to play in the (now defunct) NHL?
And how will this affect his ability to fix social security?
Don’t forget that Robert Blake has been assigned as his bodyguard!
Also they found the WMD.
In a rampage shooter’s truck.
In the West Bank.
I skipped this thread the first time I saw it because of the presence of the word “news” in the title.
After a high-speed car chase.
{I’m still waiting for a news story with a low-speed car chase}
want a news story about a low speed car chase?
two words.
White Bronco.
Ralph Nader had the White Bronco’s eliminated in a surprise gang-up with Al Sharpton.
Al Sharpton’s become an Episcopalian.
And Al’s been rumored to be the front-runner to become the next Pope. Or at least, that’s what his supporters are claiming. They’re also saying they’ll have massive protests in downtown Beirut if he’s not the next pope.
Michael Jackson didn’t report for court, so an Amber Alert has been issued for all children in California!
But the signs are turned off until after the commute. Seems the signs distract drivers.
Yeah, see that was more of a truck chase.
And in other news, a tractor-trailer carrying a load of live chickens has overturned on I-95. Traffic is backed up for miles as the authorities bring in chicken wranglers to corral the herds of capons capering in the meidan.
:smack: MEDIAN :smack:
Some of the chickens escaped the grasp of the handlers and crossed the now jammed roads. In the next hour, our team of experts will analize this baffling poultry behavior.
(bolding mine) But do to a recent Supreme Court ruling, this behaviour is legal in all 50 states. Those damn activist judges!