Breasts are boring *yawn*

Women love the hair, it spurs deep hidden DNA memories of being ravished by my caveman ancestors.

You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly?

Br-e-e-e-e-a-s-t-s. BR-E-E-E-A-S-T-S!

OK, now I’m going to be looking at women with breasts…but saying it with a long EEEEEEEE… (try it, it’s Wheeeeeemsical).

<Alice Cooper>

School’s out for summer.

School’s out for ever.

</AC>

I mean, who else would join a message board and do a search for threads about breasts?

13 year olds should not be allowed to touch computers.

He googled boobs and dope and felt he should post something when he got here.

Im laughing at you. If you dont think males arent sex objects, you like in a world of denial.

In order to show us he couldn’t read as far as post #9?

I’m more intrigued by the idea of a ‘hormone defiance’.

Of course breasts are boring:

I like titties.

I like boobs, and I’m not afraid to admit it.

I like boobs a lot.

At the moment, he lives in the world of “not having been active on the Dope for the past three years.” :rolleyes:

Great, now I am going to have Joe Walsh’s song ILBT’s stuck in my head the rest of the day…

10 years later is not too long to remind the OP that he’s wrong. And a moron.

My brain’s asploding trying to parse this.

They defy…coolness…in ways i can’t even comprehend. I totally admit they should NOT BE SO FASCINATING and sexy…but they are.

And also notice how quickly a heterosexual man gets tired of looking at the same boobs and feels compelled to see new ones.

We’re just wired that way. Mmmm, boobies!

These are two different things. The fact that I love to see women’s boobs I’ve never seen before doesn’t change the fact that I haven’t gotten tired of looking at (etc.) my wife’s boobs, even though it’s been nearly a quarter-century that I’ve been up close and personal with them.

Here, here. I like all sort of breasts a whole lot, but the breasts I love are my partner’s breasts.