Breasts in polite society

Unlicensed atomic dufflebags.

One of the funniest I’ve ever heard was “mommy glands”

Then there’s “One Crazy Summer” with *generous scoops of mouth watering flesh, and have them defy gravity *

Bosoms.

I just love that word.
Bosoms!

KnocKers.

Breastisses.

Hard Boiled Eggs.

Breastages.

Jahoobiwhappers.

Twin mind-control projectors.

“the white and purple parts” (of which there are several other that can be described thusly)