Names for tits. (warning - lame)

I just thought of a new name for tits (whilst I was oggling Lacy Chabert’s grown up and magnificent orbs)

‘Soft Hug Cushions’
Sorry if this is immature. When it comes to the opposite sex I am just an immature guy. Please forgive me.

Anyone else got any (preferably affectionate) names for boobies?

some of the oddest I’ve heard …

zoomer-cookies

giggy hi-tight

and, of course: Betty & Sue.

Gazongas
Nuggs
Jugs

Anything I missed?

IDBB

I don’t know the orgin of this but at one time we called them “McGuffey’s”. Actually, I have never spelled it before so

Whammers.

And a friend uses the term “Top b*****ks”, although he’s the only one I know who does.

Chesticles!

:confused:

Funbags

To expand - dunno how much gets filtered - “Top Bollo*ks”

Sweater Pillows

Mounds of Joy.

We always pronounced this like “Ma-guppies”. I always liked the sound of “floppers”; though I’ve never heard anyone call them that.

Nothing gets filtered, but some things do get moderated.

Such as this thread.