Genital Naming Practices - Potential TMI

OK - maybe not a potential TMI - maybe just TMI.

So fess up - who’s got special names for down there.

Mine: Mr. Happy
Hers: Miss Muffy

Too cute?

I’m female. So is my girlfriend. So we call our “down theres” the same thing…

** shi-ni-na-na **

Sorry, no name. I don’t like the idea of someone else making all my decisions for me.

Eduardo

Big Olaf.

No name for mine, but s.o.'s real name is Rick so I call his thang “little Ricky.”

When referring to my girly bits in conversation I always seem to use the term, well, girly bits.

In private though, I call her Patches.

bella–who can’t believe she just shared that. :slight_smile:

I have not named my penis, though perhaps I will if an impressive enough title shows up here.

My testicles are simply “the boys” or “my boys”.

Fred J. Meat. The J. is for “Jumbo”. He responds to Fred or Mr. Meat. Or a friendly pat on the head. Or just about anything else, for that matter. Oh, well!

My girlfriend and I have “Lisa” and “Dave” respectively after characters from NewsRadio. That was one of our favorite shows when we first started going out (I actually turned her on to it.) And we really identify with the characters on the show…

Anyway, her clitoris is called “Country Girl”. I can’t remember how that one originated.

Her right breast is named “Neve” after Neve Campbell. Her left breast is named “Jennifer” after Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez.

I think we named her butt at one point; if so, I can’t remember the name, which is weird because that is probably my favorite part of her.

I hope she doesn’t mind me sharing all this…

mine is princess :slight_smile:

Spike.

My genitalia have no names; however, I have always been fond of the term “coochie snorcher” for the vulva. :slight_smile:

His: Mr. Happy
Mine: Miss Pussy

We also have names for my buttcheeks, boobs, and bellybutton, which I won’t bother to divulge. :wink:

This is all new to me but I shall try and name them and come back to you if you do not mind ??

Kitty, what else? :stuck_out_tongue:

I call my unit Vlad The Impaler

Mine is Major…short for Major Woody (The Butt Inspector)… :smiley:

That is my title at another board and it just stuck i guess…I think it sounds cool… :wink:

The little guy has had a few names, some given, one of my choosing.

Fun. “Wanna have a little fun, baby?”

Tigger. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

Gilligan. My little buddy that gets me into trouble.