Am I the only one who thinks genital names are really funny? Think about the word “PENIS”. It sounds like a beautiful flower. On the other hand, “VAGINA”. ugh. What could sound more like a deadly disease, really?
"My grandmother is in the hospital with a horrible case of ‘vagina’ so I’m taking her this lovely bouquet of ‘penises’.
Now, doesn’t that sound much better and more appropriate? I detest having to say the word vagina most of the time, but love to say the word penis. Luckily both have plenty of other ‘pet names’.
How many of you have named your own genitals? Like I’ve known many men on a friendly basis who have pet names for their penis… like Fred or Alexander. Does anyone else do this or am I simply a victim of too much Midwestern pollen?
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