How many names for women's breasts?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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ChrisP One Kenobe’s thread, ‘How many names for the male “member”’ got me to thinking. They say the Eskimos have what? 17 words for the word “snow.” The more a society is obsessed with something, more words it seems to have for it. Look at women’s breasts:

Boobs, babies, beach balls, Bardots, barrels, basketballs, baskets, bazookas, bazongas, balloons, bean bags, beauties, bedknobs, bee stings, bells, big enchiladas, blimps, blintzes, blooms, blossoms, bloopers, boats, bonbons, boombooms, bombs, bongos, boobies, bouncers, bowling balls, briskets, boulders, breasties, bitbits, bobbers, boppers, boingies, bubbles, bumpers, buoys…

and that’s ONLY in the Bs!!

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Moderators: feel free to move this to IMHO. My bad.

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dirty pillows
melons
hooters
honkers
headlights
casabas
gazongas
funbags
titties

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Well, the intensely disrespectful part of me always liked funbags, norks, shirt bollocks and floury love-baps.

Pity me.

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bigguns

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Nobody said my favorite: Jumblies!

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Just two names: Thelma and Louise. I lost custody of them in the break-up. I miss them a great deal more than the ex-fiance.
Sua

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*FunBags? Norks? And for God’s sake, Jumblies?

I’m not reading this anymore. ChrisP’s was bad enough…but now we’re talking about WOMEN here. Delicate flowers like myself. We do NOT have “Norks”!

:slight_smile:

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I thought it was ‘jubblies’?

(and yes, you’re right, Sunshine. We’re not proud of this)

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Don’t forget that memorable line from “Officer and a Gentleman”. Bodacious ta ta’s. :D:D

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Words for Breasts

(The following link contains pictures of teh items being discussed) Great Tits

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It’s TIGGERS, the song could have been written just for them, all you have to do is change one line “Is I’m the only one” to “Is there’s more than one”. I adopted this name when watching a Winnie the Pooh show.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is there’s more than one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful chaps
They’re loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is there’s more than one

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone else is jealous,
And that’s why I repeat…

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is there’s more than one
(Grrrrrrr…) ooOOooOOOoooOOOoo!!!
:D:D

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As Steve Martin said in his “I Believe” monologue, you should not call a woman’s breasts as Jugs, Winnebagos or golden bozos, but refer to them only as hooters.

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Breasteses.

You can thank Ayesha for that one.

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And of course, the eloquent genius who described a bra as “an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder” was a hero figure in my junior school years.

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Well, if you insist. :smiley:
What?! Nobody has mentioned “Knockers”?

Young Frankenstein–

Igor: [Knocks on door of castle using knocker on door, as Dr. Frankenstein helps Inga out of cart]
Dr. Frankenstein: [referring to knocker on castle door, but with Inga’s knockers in his face] “What knockers!”
Inga: [blushing] “Oh, thank you Doctor!”

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Left and Right.

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When my brother and sister and I were kids, I picked up a number of anatomical words from them; for breasts, the word was, “tets.” Our father heard my sister and me using the term “fat tets” and angrily growled at us not to use that term, apparently since he concluded we were referring to our mother; he said the (proper?) word was “bosom,” which I thought (I was about 9 then) was spelled “buzum.” :smiley:

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I’m going to throw up.
All right, I read the “squicking and felching” thread without throwing up, so I guess I’m just disgusted.

[disgusted voice]

I did have a boyfriend once who named mine “Jessica” and “Rachel”. He would say “And how are Jessica and Rachel today?” in front of people who knew I didn’t know anybody named “Jessica” and “Rachel”. That didn’t last long.

Another time, I was at a party where a drunk guy I had never met before trapped me in the bathroom and said, “Come on…show me the Twins!”

[/disgusted voice]

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I may yet start a “tasteless chat-up lines” IMHO thread, but if I do “Can I buy you and your two friends a drink?” would certainly be in there.