Breasts in polite society

Funbags…or maybe pillows (as in “can I fluff your pillows?”):smack:

[Stephanie Hodge] You haven’t lived until you’ve walked up onto the beaches of Bora Bora with two mahi-mahi hanging off your bodacious ta-tas[/Stephanie Hodge]

Bresses.

Bazooms.

Titties.

TITS!

I am sure I’ve seen text bigger than that in the message board before so ** TITS! **

** NELLIES! **

** ORBS OF JUICY PLEASURE **

** MASSIVE JUGS! **

**BRITNEY’S SPHERES! **

sorry

Sweater puppies.

Obviously to be polite you have to use a French term: decolletage or les boules d’amour.

Diddies.

jubblies.

Granny propellers.

[sub]1[/sub]I believe it’s wrong to refer to a woman’s breasts as jugs, Winnebagos or golden bozos. You should only refer to them as "hooters.
[sub]1[/sub] Stolen from Steve Martin’s “I believe” bit but duly annotated.

oompaloompas

Melons

Pointer-Sisters
Headlights
Gob stoppers
Dueling Banjos

For some reason I absolutely love the word:

Puppies

Gets me erect every time when talking about boobies.

spherealicious mammeradocious

perkies

the squishy fun bits

peaches (as in “Iz ye peaches fuzzy, baby?”)

Winnebagos.

Golden bozos.

Bazooms.

Melons.

This evening the woman in the seat behind me at dragon boat practice exclaimed that she was developing “power boobs”.

Dream job: the “power boob tester” for Underwriters’ Laboratories.

As noted in a previous, related, thread:

“Tig ol’ bitties!!”