You’re supposed to CALL them? Damn. No wonder I don’t get any . . .
I call them breasts. Except one night in chat I was breastage master. That was fun. People gave me multiple pairs.
I swear to God, I had a girlfriend once who used to call hers Heckle and Jeckle.
I was with this guy in a bar and he was just a bit tipsy when these two gorgeous girls go by and he stops them and asks “do you two come here often?” Except he was directly pointing and talking to the breasts of one of them…
I think it took him a few seconds to realize why they never bothered to answer… (I mean the girls) but the scene was funny as heck. I am not sure if he realized how obvious he was.
Most interesting term I have heard is Tangibles.
Wait a minute…no one has mentioned…
SWEATER COWS
geez…what a bunch of rookies.
When I was breastfeeding they were called squirters. Now their just non-existent!
Here’s an old family one…
Nippitroids and Boobitrons.
I was always partial to “mouthwatering scoops of flesh” from The Sure Thing.
Treasure Chests? nah.
Babaloooos? nah.
Twin Peaks? maybe.
Thunder Domes? ok.
Still looking for best name(s).
Honeydew Melons? nah…
Eutychus55, ‘Heckle and Jeckle’? You meet the most interesting people…
Yeah, and you walked out with about half a dozen pairs that didn’t belong to you.
Well, mine are Dolly and Daisy. Daisy is the more diminutive one; Dolly is the bigger girl (in deference to her namesake, of course). Dolly is beautifully shaped, if I do say so myself. Daisy almost is. 
Yes, boys, almost all women have one slightly larger than the other. Typically, it is the left one–and that is where Dolly rests.
ssskuggiii said:
“Yeah, and you walked out with about half a dozen pairs that didn’t belong to you.”
Three of those pairs were yours, hon.
And I did give them back the next night. NuVoDaDa got his first . . . no, you probably don’t want to know. I think that was the same night we found out about Brunetter’s porn site.
In high school, I had a friend who once solemnly announced:[ul]“Breasts are the plural of tits.”[/ul]
One of my favorite references came from a Firesign Theater routine:[ul]"Look at the prow on that steamer![/ul]
~~Baloo
What the? I didn’t find out about Brunetter’s porn site! But anyway, those were spares in case you crushed them.
Enough about my breasts for now. Well, nevermind, here they are:
( * )( * )
And you didn’t marry her, Eutychus55?
There’s a slang expression in French that translates to “crowd in the balcony”
Another good FT line : “She’s got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!”
No … she didn’t marry me. Long sad story … let me know if any of you wanna hear it.