The rules are simple. Below is a list of … stuff. Identify it, with enough detail that I know you know what you’re talking about. For example, if you saw a question like, “Does the question, ‘Should I stay or should I go?’ clash with you at all?” then you shouldn’t simply answer, “No, it doesn’t.” Even if that’s technically a true answer, you have failed to identify that the band The Clash sang a song which featured those lyrics prominently.
I will award a prize to the person who answers the most questions correctly by Friday, June 20th, at 11: 00 PM EST, or who answers all fifty correctly sooner. That prize is a six-pack of beer, winner’s choice as to brand, as long as it’s reasonable. I’m the sole arbiter of what constitutes a correct answer and what constitutes reasonable. If you don’t like beer or are too young to drink it, or at my discretion, I may substitute another prize of like value.
Good luck!
- Beneath the oak at Runnymeade…. what happened again?
- Somehow, Major Odal is killing people in the dueling machine.
- In the beginning, you can choose college or go immediately to a career; the former leaves you with some debt but gives you more chances at high salary cards.
- In vino veritas.
- Together we climbed hills and trees, learned of love and ABCs, skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
- Sure, they robbed banks, but did they ever liberate Symbion?
- The grave’s a fine and private place, but none, I think, do there embrace.
- What’s the volume of a sphere with radius 2 meters?
- Ogres are like onions.
- Was Lawrence the Uncle of Our Country?
- The comic is an action transvestite – or possibly an executive transvestite.
- Nick Rivers falls for Hillary Flammond, but will their love survive a traitor in their midst?
- In this never-written-except-in-my-mind sequel, Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy travel to America.
- Baby M fell well, and Baby Jessica had some surrogate custody issues.
- You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
- Mrs. Shubert is never guilty, but Tony, Barbara, and Eddie Lawrence have all done it.
- What’s a pocket veto?
- Remember the Maine! Remember the Alamo! But I forget why.
- It’s funny that the FBI is detaining Arabs now, considering Abscam and all.
- My friend told me my computer’s storage was skuzzy, and something about it was gooey too, so I punched him! What right did he have to say that?
- My speling isn’t gud, but I have some boxight oar. What mettle can I make?
- Traci Lords looked older than she was, all right.
- Bahia de cochinos is what the Cubans called it.
- Manrico the troubadour and Count di Luna are rivals for Leonora’s hand.
- Here’s where it all started: what were the names of the first two tribes, on the first “Survivor” episode?
- The length of a rectangle is triple the width plus five inches. The perimeter of the rectangle is 74 inches. What is its area?
- What, basically, does a carburetor do?
- What was the name given to the institution of racial discrimination in South Africa?
- At one point, the line included eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
- Kevin slept with Leslie after she broke up with Alec… and Alec was convinced that Kevin revealed Alec’s previous infidelities. Meanwhile, Kirby was obsessed with Dale Biberman.
- Ryu, Ken Masters, and Chun-Li Zang were some of the fighter characters you could control.
- Discuss the general rules for the penalty of intentional grounding in the NFL.
- Should Ilsa have stayed with Rick instead of leaving with Victor?
- I was the Duke of Milan, but concentrated on affairs of magic instead of state; my evil sibling Antonio kicked me out of office and put me and my daughter in a leaky boat. Now, however, I’m master of my own island and a powerful magician, and it looks like my little girl’s in love with a prince!
- Name the R.M. photographer who is best known for his pictures of naked men doing things to other naked men.
- American aborigines, northeast Arizona, southern end of the Black Mesa. What’s the tribe?
- After food has been sautéed and removed from the saucepan, you heat a small amount of wine or stock in the pan and stir, loosening browned bits of food on the bottom. Now you have a base for your sauce! What’s the D-word describing this process?
- Anya liked these little furry creatures just fine early in life, but something must have happened to inspire her fear and loathing of them later on.
- What R-word describes taking a trick with a trump?
- Nixon gave the Checkers speech. Why?
- Consider the area bound by y=x, y=0, and x=4. Rotate that area about the x-axis, and find the volume of the resulting solid.
- Four-time British Prime Minister and Disraeli rival?
- The object was to remove things like the funnybone with a pair of tweezers, and not set off the buzzer.
- Who would you visit at 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
- Death is the mother of beauty.
- Balance CaCl2 + AgNO3 = AgCl + Ca(NO3)2.
- Andrew Lloyd Webber play done traditionally on roller skates?
- This phrase means either I have no desire for something, or I can’t afford to do it in Japan.
- Who is Spaceman Spiff’s earth-bound alter-ego?
- Robert Louis Stevenson character who was of two minds about almost everything?