If John, who works three cubes over, seemed excessively enthusiastic about carving up and eating my naughty bits I think would have to just transfer to another division.
Beaten to the punch once again.
Well, there were those thirteen popes…
Also, the Cake Bossdid an episode where he had his crew help him make a cake of his wife for her birthday last year. She didn’t ask for it in her case. It was weird. The boobs were like a blowup doll’s, the face looked like a man, etc.
My sister and good friend are both cake decorators and I think this is pretty interesting; I also think they’d get a kick out of being commissioned to make something like this. Whatever, narcissism, maybe so. But it’s still kinda neat. I never would do it for myself, but I still think it’s a fun idea.
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I call SHAM for the whole thing. Most of the “Cake” isn’t even cake.
mmm Soylent cake tastes like people (with bad taste)!
Don’t they know it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride in icing before the ceremony?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Eat me!”
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Pfaugh, still nowhere near as many as Johns and three less than Bennies.
Nowadays it’s extremely unusual but I do know a couple of guys in their 80s by that name: maybe the husband got named after his grandfather.
Couldn’t they have made the arms and face of marzipan? I’ve seen some HUGE marzipan sculptures (stuff like a 2m tall Sagrada Familia, soccer stadiums big enough for one or two people to stand in…).
Wow. I’ve been thinking about what I want to do for a wedding cake and this is the answer to all my problems. Although my boyfriend would be absolutely horrified. I mean, 200 EGGS? That’s just extravagance.
Yeah I have to admit that I see things the same way. She basically commissioned a tacky piece of art for herself. A lot of people do that, at least this one turned into cake and fed a whole bunch of people. If the baker got paid, and the delivery guy got tipped, then win-win.
Haze, maybe you should point out that certain choice bits will be reserved for his mouth only. And use marzipan.
Now only if Innocent used a fireman’s axe to cut the cake, screaming about how muther fucking happy he’s been the last ten years, that would be good theatre.
What the hell is that on the front of her dress? It looks like the hood of an old Trans Am.
[GEEK]Thisepisode of Star Trek: Next Gen comes to mind.
Mmmm Mint Frosting[/GEEK]
Innocents LEGAL name is Not Guilty. And I think he is a cousin of Situation.
That was incredible foresight on the part of his parents; he could be hauled into any courtroom on any charge and be able to say “Your Honor, I’m Innocent” and be telling the truth! Even if he was guilty!
Curse you! Beaten again.