Bride cake: life-size replica of herself. Ew.

:smiley:

Somebody who wants to demonstrate that they can still fit in it after 10 years?

Fits with the “Worship at the confectionary altar of meeeee!” vibe that’s going on.

“I’d like a piece of that!”

When we got married, my soon to be brother in law sprung for one of these cakes for his soon to be wed sister. Except he had it made of crab cakes. I think he was trying to warn me about something.

The Cake is a Lie

“It’s just part of their culture, and we should understand and celebrate it, not mock it” post appearing in three … two …

(FWIW, they’re Nigerian; search for “Chidi” on this page.)

Is it part of their culture? I did a quick Google of “Nigerian body cake” and nothing came up.

Sometimes, tackiness transcends cultures.

Thanks.

Well, Nigerians do like to eat the body parts of sapient lifeforms*. This one just want a facsimile of herself.

*Source: the documentary District 9.

D’oh! I totally meant to post that I preferred cellular peptide cake with mint frosting. As usual my goldfish memory and short attention span didn’t last past my first …hey, what’s that over there?!