Geez, hope I never hit the wrong key in here! You guys are merciless!
Or maybe it’s leetspeak for “you suckers are clicking on fake links”. 
Yeah, cause none of us have ever done that before! 
The OPer screwed up the thread title, then screwed up the link.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Technically I think you need an apostrophe…’cause it shows letters were removed.
Horrifying. The OP should move and leave no forwarding address.
Even more horrifying: The OP, or his alleged feminine stalker, has crabs.
Or the next best thing. . . we could take him to The Pit!
(I kid! I kid! A beheading is probably preferable to a Pitting. For whom, you ask?)
Bean there, done that.
Too corny for words.
Don’t have a cow, man.
Leaf the poor guy alone.
Lettuce go and leave him in peas.
I bringing your stalked.
I stalking your dog.
All your stalks are belong to us!
Stalk me two times baby,
Stalk me twice today!
Uh… so what’s going on here?