Geez, hope I never hit the wrong key in here! You guys are merciless!
Or this?
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Maybe it’s lolcatz-speak: I can haz stalked?
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Or maybe it’s leetspeak for “you suckers are clicking on fake links”. 
Yeah, cause none of us have ever done that before! 
The OPer screwed up the thread title, then screwed up the link.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]
Yeah, cause none of us have ever done that before!
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Technically I think you need an apostrophe…'cause it shows letters were removed.
[QUOTE=astro]
How about this?
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Horrifying. The OP should move and leave no forwarding address.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Or this?
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Even more horrifying: The OP, or his alleged feminine stalker, has crabs.
[QUOTE=PunditLisa]
The OPer screwed up the thread title, then screwed up the link.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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Or the next best thing. . . we could take him to The Pit!
(I kid! I kid! A beheading is probably preferable to a Pitting. For whom, you ask?)
Help! I’m being stalked!
Bean there, done that.
[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Bean there, done that.
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Too corny for words.
[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Bean there, done that.
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Don’t have a cow, man.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Don’t have a cow, man.
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Leaf the poor guy alone.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
Leaf the poor guy alone.
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Lettuce go and leave him in peas.
I bringing your stalked.
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]
I bringing your stalked.
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I stalking your dog.
All your stalks are belong to us!
Stalk me two times baby,
Stalk me twice today!
Uh… so what’s going on here?