Hey slortar, I got yer formaldehyde right here! 
As for the “tummy vs. money” question…
moneymoneymoneymoney…MON-ey!
Are you serious?
Hahahahahahahaha… ROTFL!
Her stomach is kinda flabby. Watch her sitting down some time. Tons of baby fat all over her body.
Now Jessica Alba, SHE’s got a nice tummy.
I think perhaps he meant that it just takes “work” for anybody else but Britney Spears? – i.e. the rest of us.
Nothing wrong with Jessica…
but come on… Brittney is damn near perfect… the baby fat is gone my friend…
Well, hacking into bank records sure seems like hard work to me.
To get BS’s tummy:
Diet and maybe workout for a few weeks, depending on what your tummy looks like to begin with. For me it wouldn’t take much - I’ve got a pretty flat stomach anyway.
To get BS’s money:
Either:
- Win the lottery.
- Spend years shrewdly investing your life-savings in the stock market.
- Have a very wealthy relative die and leave you all their money.
Which one is easier… let’s see…
That wasn’t meant to come across as bragging, it’s just that having a flat stomach isn’t that big a deal.
By the way, in case it wasn’t clear: I’d take the money.
This is the easiest question I’ve ever been asked. The money! Durrrr!! I’d live with a pot belly any day if I had a bazillion dollars! Luckily for me, I don’t have a pot belly… or a bazillion dollars 
ohhhhh! blasting cap!
I’ll take the money please, BZ00000
I have a flat belly already and don’t especially want one in a partner. I could use the $, though…