I was talking to my friend and she said she would like to have Britney Spears’ stomach, I said I would like to have her bank account.
So which would you rather have her flat stomach or her bank account?
The money. Always the money.
well… will her flat stomache be joined by her sexy body in my bed? … ???..??
actually still… I want the money…
The money. I can buy a flat tummy.
The money, of course.
If you had the money, you could easily get the stomach.
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First you get the Money.
Then you get the Power.
Then you get the Women.
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Well, in that case Winston Smith, I’d take her overturned tanker of sugar. 
I’d take the money, then I’d extort her into being my slave (hey she said she’s a slave for me), but then I’d put the money in a secret bank account which she’ll never find. Ever.
The Money.
I’d like to have Britney Spears…dropped on top of me.
The money 'cause I already got the tummy. 
Anybody can have BS’s stomach…it just takes work.
Anybody can have BS’s bank account…it just takes work.
Anybody can be fat and poor…it’s really easy.
I’d rather have Britney Spear’s voicebox, then maybe I’d stop hearing her crap on the radio. It’s not like she’s using it right, anyway.
May I be the first to request a cite? 
He’s absolutely right - you can’t go throwing wild claims like that around without proving it - it would go against the spirit of the board…
I’d go for the money as my stomach is flat anyway.
She’d probably sue me & try and get her cash back.
Perhaps during the court case she’d realise what a great guy I am really and marry me, then I can divorce her and get half her money, end up rich AND will have had Britney.
Muuhaah hahhahaa!
Well, my stomach isn’t as flat as it used to be, but if I had the money I could afford a personal trainer to help me out, 'cause my workouts nowadays don’t seem to be cutting it.
And then I like to have Britney Spears.
I think, like several others, I’d like to have the money.
If I had the money, I could surely afford to join a good gym. I’d have time off from work to BE there more often, and I could afford a cute little trainer, too.
Now, how do we GET Britney’s money?
I already have Britney’s tummy, too. I’d take the money, the better to get properly fat & sassy.
Just the stomach? Doesn’t she need it? Where would I even put a stomach? In a jar on my desk? I’m not even sure where I’d find that much formaldehyde.