Damn! Damn! Damn! You know my secret! And now that its made public, the powers that be won’t let my cold fusion experiment work anymore. They’re going to change the universe settings with a turny-button thing. 
Yes, I’ve been listening to too much Eddie Izzard again. But then, I have tickets to his show in December.
I expect they’ll also reverse the polarity. In Star Drek at least, this seems to remedy so many situations, one has to wonder why they don’t just leave the polarity reversed all the time.
Nah. Reversing the polarity is a hack. It doesn’t solve anything. Its like the reset switch. They just haven’t found the turny button that alters the universe’s parameters, so they have to keep on resetting everything.
aside from biscuits, where are we actually going drinking? and meeting?
If you need a hand, Angua then i’m more than happy to help - trains from Stevenage go to Kings Cross so i’ve got to go to Euston to get on the Charing Cross branch of the Northern Line anyway.
Well, if its not out of your way or anything. I may need a hand. I don’t know, it depends on how much I end up baking. Currently its looking like 4 or 5 different types of cookies, and mine pies. I am not, despite my Indian background, going to bring samosas, bhajjis, or anything like that, at all. 
Sheesh, the lengths this guy will go to just to get his fiver back!
Hey, a fiver’s a fiver. Its two pints of beer at London prices. 
You’re too young to remember lass, but back in my day for a fiver you could get a round o’ drinks and still have enough left for a quickie down at molly’s house of ill repute.
Bwahaha!
However, up in the wilderness, a fiver’ll buy you about 4 pints of beer
…and a cab round to Angua’s.
Ow! Stop hitting me, Angua! I didn’t mean it! Ow! Ow!
hits Gyrate some more
And to think, you seemed like such a nice, pleasant chap at the DopeFest.
Still, if you don’t want non-white chocolate chip cookies…
I’ll be good.
snorf
:dubious: Hmm… You’d better be. Or I’ll sulk, and then I shan’t bake at all. And it’ll all be your fault, and and and you’ll get everyone upset because there’ll be no cookies or mine pies, and and…
…Sod it. I can’t do sulky little girl. I simply won’t let you have any cookies, which is worse 
At my regular bar in central London, you still can get a round in for a fiver (beer £1.25 a pint anyone?)
hmmm my spidey sense is tingling…
[sub]go on - tell us the catch.[/sub]
Do you have to have an NUS card or something similar?
You can get a pint of Skanky beer for 99p in a pub near me.
Or you can get beer for free! ha ha!
Pff. You can keep your hoity-toity “bars” and “pubs.”
A can of Special Brew and a park bench - now thats where its at.
Is it a lesbian bar?
If so, with the prospect of cheap drink and being allowed to bring in cake to share around, you’ll be making converts. Poses a slight problem for garius and the boys though.
By the way, I am extremely impressed at your feats of cake decoration aboard a train.