Cookies as in biscuits. The lovely and curvaciously effervescent Angua has promised to bake some for the Dopefest.
Lasers: because we’re an intellectual group who sometimes discuss scientific and technical subjects (shut up the rest of you! If we all keep a straight face and leave the talking to casdave, kabbes and gyrate we can get away with the ‘intellectual group’ cover story). Also, because Angua is a top-flight science goddess (you won’t believe it when you meet her, but she is) and sometimes talks about stuff like this.
Yorks/Lancs. It will all be very peaceful and there will probably be no need to take sides. However, if you do take sides, it’s a very tough call indeed. If you side with Yorkshire, you have to remember Angua is part of the Lancs faction so you might not get any cookies and might also get your knees bitten. However, if you side with Lancs then you can’t be on the same side as casdave in the quiz, which means you’ll lose, because casdave is a freaking genius with more facts in his head than the rest of us put together, probably.
Indeed I have. However, with all the abuse I put up from you lot, I don’t know why I bother sometimes.
Yes, only sometimes, because my optics lecturer was a boring so and so, therefore, optics was never my favourite subject. But I can talk about lasers, and how they are coherent, unlike some participants at the last DopeFest who shall remain nameless.
I don’t do things like that. Honest. I do however, carry around in my hair, under the guise of something to keep my hair up and out of my face, a long, sharp, pointy, metal spike, which, I suppose could be used in an amusingly Kill Bill-esque way.
I shan’t deprive Yorkshire people of my cookies, they don’t deserve that. However, one Doper coughGyratecough, may find himself deprived of cookies if he continues a certain line of questioning.
I was also going to add that I’m rather impressed that this thread hasn’t turned into a Flirt-Fest as other BritDope planning and aftermath threads have been known to. But then I realised that it had turned into a “hurl insults in a comic way at Angua” thread, so I’ll just sit here in a corner quietly and let you all have your fun.
casdave, i have a couch, if you cant find anywhere else or want a cheap option. thats if they’ve sorted the fucking northern line out by nov 29, cause it certainly wasnt running friday night. useless bastards.
What are the odds that the Northern Line will indeed be sorted out by the Dopefest? (And thanks, SciFiSam, for the kind offer, but I think it’s best for all if I stay in a hotel…my flight form the states gets in a 6 am! and my sleeping habits are sure to be rather bizarre!. The transportation issue will certainly affect where I stay.
There is a shortage of flirting? Well, maybe this is just slightly more indirect flirting. Of the pigtail-pulling variety.
wait til the 29th. think ‘kiss chase’ but replace the ‘kiss’ with ‘hurt’. I certainly don’t expect to go home in one piece, and really, neither should any of you lot garius.
I did It was fun And I didn’t even need to use my sharp pointy hair spike.
I am however, now very sweaty. I need a shower. And one thing I’ve learnt from playing football today, is that running around without wearing a sports bra is asking for pain.
