I won’t beat you up (who wants to be denied baked goods? plus it’s not nice), but Shade is correct; Vanya is a diminutive of Ivan. Although not being a comparative Anglo-Saxon/Slavic linguist, I couldn’t begin to tell you the relationship between the name Ivan and the name Ian. Ivan translates to John. When you get really drunk, you can call your Ivan Vanyusha. It’s strictly a masculine name, in spite of the -a ending. Sasha, however, can be a nickname either for Alexander or Alexandra.
(Mom says when she was pregnant with me, she read lots of big, fat Russian novels; since I’m the eldest, she knew it would be the last time before retirement she’d have the time for that sort of thing. It explains a lot. The bigger novels sometimes come with a chart in the front that lists all the characters’ various nicknames.)
Wow, I was right! The only drawback is that my given name is ‘Jack’ which is traditionally a form of ‘John’ so I’m apparently a buffoon too. But you probably already knew that
High on caffeine, low on sugar, drunk on beer, so many ways to make a person more interesting
I know a couple of Johns/Jons (including one “John Minus h”) but no Jacks. Which is getting confusing as the new wave of younger Jacks catches me up, as I’m not used to not turning round when someone says “Jack”
Are you prophesising my state on the 27th and at the BritDope? Cause it’s probably going to be accurate. And then I shall explain star formation to you all.
At the BritDope at any rate. Look, we will be in a pub, hence beer. I am going to be baking various things, including chocolate covered espresso bean cookies, hence caffeine and sugar
In which case I shall explain WAT formation at the LonDope. If someone asks me.
I should hope that the stars you study aren’t earth-shattering. That would be bad.
And ‘interesting’ to you, or ‘interesting’ as in people in pubs don’t knaw their own arms off to get away? Not that I’m implying you weren’t aware of the difference, but you have to be careful - we caught a natsci last night and explained the axiom of choice to her, and well, it was bad
(FTR my second choice of response was “so, what are WATs?” but I thought I would save that for the 'fest.)
I think, that at every DopeFest I’ve attended I’ve managed to get into a conversation about what I do. Last time, I think I managed to convince people that I was a useful, contributing member of society