Wow, high praise indeed, from one of the sharpest posters on this board.
Thanx, Kelli.
Chief: I got cyber kisses. Eat your liver.
C#3: Relax, I’m not trying to start up with Kelli. We go way back. We went to seperate schools together.
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UncleBeer, I must say I am simply astounded by your question. You obviously haven’t thought the thing through.
Puzzle me this: Brithael is on the point of commiting suicide and I step in to prevent it. How long would I have before Kelli, Byz, the Chief and the others hunt me down?
The news would spread around the world like wildfire. Who would give me sanctuary? I would be an outcast, a pariah. Every man’s hand would be turned against me. And when I’m finally cornered, trapped like a fart in a mitten, what do you think would happen?
Let’s just say there’s isn’t a jury in the land that would convict.
Fart in a mitton??? Thats priceless!
So yer frum T’ranna eh?
Extra good to have a fellow canuck on the board. Its no wonder you are so clever…in Canada, we suckle on the tit of wit!
Well Wally, that’s what I thought, but I sometimes people do crazy things. And I just love to nail an ambiguity.
Oh, and has ChiefScott told you Brithael bites?
One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.
You know guys, I’ve been thinkin’. Maybe we ought to lay off the young pup for a while.
Nah, what am I thinkin’.
Wally, you movin’ in on my cybersqueeze? ::"OK, boys. Fire up the Hornets!::
An ode to Wally and Brithael – ::ahem::
“In Canada, Wally suckles at the tit of wit,
In America, Brithael just eats shit.”
Brithael– hey, sugar, it’s me again. Your spelling is actually improving! Maybe this has been good for you. I know it’s been GREAT for me! 
TennHippie– I never should have started this. It was really, really unfair. In the future I shall refrain from such juvenile behavior. All I can say to Brithael is naner naner nah nah nobody likes you! Well, that’s not true. SOMEBODY must like you or you’d be dead by now.
BTW if the insults are so bad and Lawrence Welk like (that’s an interesting bit of mud flinging) then why do you keep coming back? I think you like it. I think there’s a big streak of the masochist in you. Obviously there’s a big streak of the sadist in me!
As kellibelli pointed out, you are much too good for the likes of us! Perhaps the chat rooms in AOL are more in tune with what you are looking for. I encourage you to check them out.
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
Our friend the Chief
In his customary patter,
Accuses Brithael
Of ingesting fecal matter,
Brithael sputters, in fits and starts,
And claims he does it
To increase his smarts.
Hogtown. Not a pretty sight on a Sunday morning.
You are unique - Just like everyone else.
Our friend the Chief
In his customary patter,
Accuses Brithael
Of ingesting fecal matter,
Brithael sputters, in fits and starts,
And claims he does it
To increase his smarts.
Hogtown. Not a pretty sight on a Sunday morning.
You are unique - Just like everyone else.
Oops. Double post. I should be slapped and sterilized. Out of the gene pool, Wally!
You are unique - Just like everyone else.
kellibelli wrote:
Huh huh, you said “cockles.”
Actually, Brithael, I don’t think you really need to worry about me; CheifScott has a bigger hard-on for you than I’ll EVER have! He’s trashed your sorry ass all over the board! All I can say is keep it up (no pun intended) CheifScott, I don’t mind changing my panties several times a day!
No! Not the Hornets!
Chief, I would never come between you and Kellibelli (no, I do NOT see a double entendre here) but you’re already working the Lioness and Byzantine.
Conserve your strength, big guy.
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn’t
Actually, I think I’m gonna have to tone down my flirting (if I can).
I’ve a girlfriend now, and in sharing everything that I love in this world, introduced her to the SDMB.
She’s been lurking apparently for I received a most disconcerting e-mail today (I’m at sea dodging Floyd on IKE).
Apparently she thinks I already have enough girlfriends; Kells, Byz, Lioness, Chris, et al.
God, I hope I haven’t been “acting the Shitboy role”.
::gulp::
Shit I almost forgot the mandatory sig line!!
Brithael’s only pet was a gunky hairball his Mom dug out of the shower drain. She hated him too.
The hairball learned to hate him.
Chief, you mean I- I’m your girlfriend… adoring sigh
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
Is there no hope for Brithael? Can he not redeem himself in some way?
Is the road to rehabilitation, painstakingly slow though it may be, completely closed to him?
Can you not join hands, open your hearts and reach out to him?
It’s true that I can’t be a part of this process because I don’t want anything to do with the fucking putz, but you seem like a kindly group.
Remember, he had an unhappy childhood. His mother wouldn’t breast feed him.
She said she needed the milk for the cats.
Or do you just want to find him and kill him?
I’d be okay with that.
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn’t
So, ChiefScott has been “working” me? Well stop it right now! I’ve got plenty of my OWN work to do! And I’ll flirt with ANY poster. Yep, I’m a major tart 
and damn proud of it too!
Oh, yeah, Brithael uses his mouth for a pooper-scooper! So there!
“dodging Floyd on IKE”… ChiefScott, please be a dear and explain that to me. Are you hiding from Pink Floyd on Ike Turner? Is he big enough to support you on his back?
This is the funniest stuff I have read since the pranks when we were kids thread!
**Gorsh, ma’am. 'Twern’t nuthin.
::looking down, drawing little circles in the dust w/my boot tip::
That’s just me.
Rescuer of damsels, lancer of boils,
Berater of trolls and (now) dodger of Nickrz.
I guess it’s time for me to remove my chainsmoking, neo-beatnik shroud and don the miniskirt and monogrammed sweater.
“B-B-BYZ, A-A-ANT, I-I-INE, BYZANTINE BYZANTINE WOOOOHH!!!”
So I registered and since then I have developed a bad case of keyboard diarrhea.
I would never flame him. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel, for God’s sake. Have you no sense of sportmanship? The man is a mental parapalegic.He has the brains of an ice cube. Show a little compassion. Anyway, we need him for the entertainment value.
C#3: Relax, I’m not trying to start up with Kelli. We go way back. We went to seperate schools together.
All I can say to Brithael is naner naner nah nah nobody likes you!
Huh huh, you said “cockles.”
Brithael’s only pet was a gunky hairball his Mom dug out of the shower drain. She hated him too.
It’s true that I can’t be a part of this process because I don’t want anything to do with the fucking putz, but you seem like a kindly group.**
Really gang, this is some of your best work yet!! I am gonna print this thread off, and put it in my hope chest for when I am an old lady.
Scott…you told her about us( SDMBers)?
You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer are ya?
Well, tell her she BETTER be good to you, or she will have all us cyberbitches to deal with…good luck-you deserve it!
You’re all hilarious! Thanks for a good hearty laugh after a long day. Chuckle, giggle, gafaw! A toast held high to the Kick-Ass Queen, my vote it goes to Byzantine!
Hey Byz, who loves ya?! UH! :Þ
There is no right and wrong… only fun and boring.