First-- BYZANTINE!! If I knew HTML that would be more impressive.
Second-- Brithael, you seem to not understand why you are suddenly loathed. Look, man, you found this site, jumped on the board and the first thing you did was attack Cecil, beloved genius who presents this board to us gratis. That didn’t make you any friends. Then you went after Byzantine, who as you can see, has a lot of friends.
I’ve been lurking a long time (something you should consider) and this is what I’ve seen. These people will tolerate spelling errors, grammatic atrocities, and controversial opinions. They won’t tolerate a jackass. You have already been stigmatized; I recomend a new name. Or maybe a different board entirely; I really don’t think you’re up to the SDMB level yet.
And lastly Chief Scott- flirting with the Boad Goddesses, manning the Hornets; you’re my hero, man.
My screenname is my name from Chinese class, with a pathetic attempt to indicate the tone marks. I explained it better in the “How you got your screenname thread.” I registered last night after a long day; in the light of day I see that it is nearly incomprehensible. It’s pronounced Eye You-Way Han.
I meant “Board Goddesses” but in a thread flaming Brithael, I understand that no errors must be tolerated. scanning for typos
Alright ladies…I use the term loosely, quit hoarding all the fellers! Geez…dont post for a few hours, and look what happens!
I demand a harem of my own, I am nearly the tart that Byz is and I have been here longer that the Lioness (You ROCK sister!!)
So, lets divvy them up, I’ll take Daniel P Bostaph, Sealemon, Frankie, and JLPicard to start.
You two can split chiefscott , and wally, adorable but fickle creatures that they are! You can have Satan too, (we just dont connect lately!) C#3, Loverock, Arg-adam, Bjorn… I am just kidding!!!
Kelli,
You want to give me Satan ??? No way, not, ain’t happening. I have seen his picture, I am afraid our hair rollers would get tangled up together. Besides, the hair spray, shampoo and conditioner bills alone would cause us to live in abject poverty.
Now the rest of the guys I’ll take, I’m just a greedy little feline, what can I say ?
Kells, baby, you want me AND the Chief? I’m sorry, cuddlecheeks, but the very thought of sharing you turns me turquoise with jealousy. You have to choose.
Kelli, oh, Kelli,
Please let me rub your belli,
If you let me do it,
You will never rue it.
Damn! I think I blew it.
Byz?
Where are you, Byz?
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
I must admit, all this rampant sexuality is just too much for me < checking the water temp. in the whirlpool >. I really don’t know if I should be a party to this lewdness < turning down the lights, turning up the stereo >.
I just feel so…violated. And dirty. And used.
< Getting out the Cool Whip and the champaign; adjusting the trapeze >
Sassy– you are a goddess just like the rest of us. ALL women are, they just don’t know it yet!
And okay, I’ll take Satan and C#3. Between the two of them (no pun intended) I could have some real wild times on the board! And yes, guys, I know you are both taken in the real world but I’m taking you as far as this board is concerned. But I like to share so feel free to click with other ladies, or men. I’m flexible that way too
Actually, we’ve really lost the point of this whole thread a while back. I guess since me and Brithael pretty much called it off a few posts ago (which no one seems to have noticed) this thread will eventually go down the board until it rests in peace. Not such a bad thing, really. I think my next target is Kryptonite. He’s a lot more irritating than Brithael!
