Hey Brutus...

I could pit you for not having an iota of mental strength in you to release the GOP’s balls from your mouth but it’s not going to do any good. But, could you at least stop copy-pasting from your template? ‘OMG, it is getting tiresome!!@@’

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5696573#post5696573

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5681788#post5681788

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5654433#post5654433

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5670107&postcount=18

etc.

OMFG!@!@!#! THIS IS TEH LAMEZT PITTING…EVAR!!!

Ahem. I appreciate that you want to Pit me, but do it right, you little poop-flinger. You are just being lazy. I want to see you try again, this time with some effort, nancy boy.

Seeing the examples, the lazy one here is you Brutus, and even in this thread too!

“nancy boy”?

What kind of lame ass and “so last century” insult is that?

You scurrilous rapscallion, ‘nancy boy’ is a perfectly fine insult. Unlike the OP. It’s bad for my image to have such a lame Pitting associated with me.

More like two centuries ago.

Oh I’m sorry, thanks for that clarification, then stop being so 19th century then!

I swear I did not see Aesiron reply there! But this simulpost shows what impression Brutus really leaves on many.

Is Brutus lame?

Halliburton is a lemon hotdog. Cheney fortuitous Bush’s genocide.

You know I’m right.

OMG @@! This is a pretty lame pitting. I think Brutus deserves a better, stronger, faster pitting. One with more vitriol and ginger, one that will make him positively scarlet with rage! Ths ain’t it.

I’ll add this to the exhibit.

It’s always amusing to watch Brutus post anything; it’s like watching a four-year-old strut around the house in his Dad’s jacket, thinking that he’s suddenly a grown-up just because he fancies himself one.

Without some inferior races to send off to the camps, Brutus has been bored these past ten, twelve years.

Brutus’ posts are almost always the intellectual equivalent of “Pull my finger.”

Now that’s the pinch of the game! A Pitting should convey umbrage, not mere cogitations. litost is engaging in the basest palaver, acting like a squeeling shoat rather than a manly Pitter!

‘Fancies’, now that is also a fine word that doesn’t get nearly enough use. Still a weak Pitting, though.

Brutus, you fucking idiot: do you have to repeat the “weak pitting” comment **every fucking time **you post in this thread? Unlike yours, our minds are larger than the size of a shriveled pea. Mindless repetition is indeed your forte. Now I know why you can’t move away from sucking on GOP’s balls.

Everytime he’s tried, mindless-repetition-boy has sprayed the same shit:

Post #2: OMFG!@!@!#! THIS IS TEH LAMEZT PITTING…EVAR!!!

Post #4: Unlike the OP. It’s bad for my image to have such a lame Pitting associated with me.

Post #14: Still a weak Pitting, though.

Dnfb

litost, go get drunk or something, then try. You just haven’t found your pace, I’m afraid.

POCBTIDLTQCKA ‘Poutaine’.

Gesundheit

Hell I don’t even know what you’re saying.

It’s beat poetry. Just go with it.