Britney Spears, assaulted with urine!!!

The BBQ Pit
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Tip them whatever urine the mood to tip them.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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I think that comes from eating asparagus.

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Ah! But that depends on what group you’re in–There are distinct groups here. Some produce odiferous urine but can’t smell it. Some don’t produce odiferous urine, but CAN smell it. *

*See my forthcoming article on Asparagus

As to the “Buckets-O-Piss” [First dibs on the Band Name]–perhaps all of the residents were in their 50’s and older. We could fill up a DUMPSTER with piss at that time of the morning. YPMV.

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is that a circumscion reference?

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[hijack]
Actually, REM originally considered the name “Cans of Piss”.
[/hijack]

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was she pissed?:eek:

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What happened to her wasn’t in the least bit funny. I can’t believe you sickos are making fun of this. She’s not the greatest talent in the world, but I don’t think she deserved to have buckets of urine thown at–

Hey! Gross! All right. Who pissed on my head?

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Holy shit- can I just hijack this briefly and say to Nosferatu-

Guess what movie I just rented from Netflix. JUST. Like 10 seconds before I saw your screen name.

Fucking Nosferatu, original version. Wow, that is so DAMNED WEIRD!!!

Zette:eek:

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What can I say? I’m spooky that way…

::::::::bares fangs briefly:::::::::

Excuse me, I’m late for my manicure.

::::::::dissapears in a puff of smoke::::::::

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Ya know for a moment I thought this explained why Bob Dole was looking so … relaxed, for lack of a better word.

But seriously, if you’re going to be a barely talented singer who can’t get a stupid ass commercial right on the first dozen takes expect to get showered with urine from time to time.

And don’t tell me she didn’t like it. Its a little gift from heaven, like Jesus kisses.*

FYI (and TMI) Jesus Kisses are an in joke from HS about golden showers…

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Ya know for a moment I thought this explained why Bob Dole was looking so … relaxed, for lack of a better word.

But seriously, if you’re going to be a barely talented singer who can’t get a stupid ass commercial right on the first dozen takes expect to get showered with urine from time to time.

And don’t tell me she didn’t like it. Its a little gift from heaven, like Jesus kisses.*

FYI (and TMI) Jesus Kisses are an in joke from HS about golden showers…