Britney Spears, assaulted with urine!!!

This is very funny, and discusting, read the story here <a href>=“http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-10277492,00.html” Britney Spears Assaulted with urine </a> I hope you get as good a kick out of it as I do :smiley:

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Link fixed for ya.

That’s fucking hysterical. Sounds like a UL, but fucking hysterical nonetheless.

hahahaa, I know I am still laughing about that MWAHAHAAA

<a href=“http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-10277492,00.html” Britney Assualted</a>

thanks for fixing that link dude

Who has bucket-loads of urine sitting around ?

here I am making it like it originally was supposed to be

<a href=“http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-10277492,00.html” target="_blank">Britney Assualted</a>

You can’t use HTML on the SDMB. You can use Vb code, though. The easiest way would be by clicking on the button marked “http://” when making a post.

Maybe they had it delivered.

OMG how would you like to have that job, or even better being a door to door urine sales man eewwwwwwwwww

While I think that the “buckets of urine” was a bit over the top, I have to wonder. What in the world were they doing filming the thing at 4 o’clock in the morning?!! The very least that they could have done was to warn the locals that they were going to be filming there, but 4 in the morning is a bit too early.

There used to be a poster on these boards whose job was to have urine stockpiled so he could help folks circumvent drug testing.

“Good morning, ma’am, would you like to buy some urine?”

There are pictures of this on the web, although it just looks like a [iwet* Britney–impossible to tell if it’s urine.

Thing is, the link is to Consumption Junction–which has all kinds of porn ads. I’m not sure it’s okay to link directly to, but at least I can tell you to go to

http://www.consumptionjunction.com

, click on “Pics,” and then go back about a week’s worth to find the pics of Britney.

If I get moderator OK, I’ll link it directly to this thread.

Frick. Let’s try this:

Consumption Junction

This urine smells of conspiracy. It must have been pre-positioned.

Or- someone upstairs is enslaving prisoners, forcing forcing them to use slops buckets, and was dumping them. Perhaps there’s a downpour of urine every morning at 4:20 AM, but nobody’s been underneath it before. Who might these poor wretches be? The next “boy band”?

This story set off my bullshit detectors when it first showed up about a week ago. This suppedsly happend in Los Angeles, and yet the only two internet sources I’ve seen covering it are in the UK and Sweden. Brutney Spears gets dumped with urine and every single US news source is silent? Did anyone in LA hear about this on their local news? And yeah, I don’t know how many people keep buckets of urine around just in case, nor do I know if the city of LA gives filming permits for 4am in residential neighborhoods.

I passed it along to snopes, we’ll see what they com up with. So far I haven’t seen it documented anywhere else - all the stories are clearly cribbing from the exact same source.

How much do you tip a piss deliverer, anyway?

I haven’t seen a seen a single local source even reporting the presence of a Britney piss dousing rumor, let alone an actual story on it.

And don’t you think if this happened, it would be all over MTV and other various shows?

you never know, the neighbors may have been planning this for a while :smiley: