Britney Spears - Tits go BANG!!?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hello? Can you hear me?

Leo (that’s me)
July 23 - Aug 22
You find that all ports are still blocked in your quest to lose your virginity. You might want to test your local loopback functionality first.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
This month doesn’t look good for you. Have you ever considered switching to Virgo?

My ass is killing me…

Taliban Surrenders bin Laden After Web Site Defaced

Kabul, Afghanistan - The leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan surrendered suspected terrorist Osama Bin Laden after the organization’s web site was defaced. “The mighty power of these computer magicians is too much for the Taliban to endure. We would rather give up Bin Laden than to have our web site say ‘0wNz0r3d by 7h3 D4rK KnIgHt5’,” said Taliban leader Mullah Omar.

Oops, I Did It Again…And My Breasts Exploded

Los Angeles, CA - Teen pop sensation Britney Spears, whose hits include “Oops I Did It Again” and “Baby, One More Time” is recovering today in a Los Angeles hospital after her breasts exploded while filming her latest video. Three other people were treated for minor injuries.

Warm regards,

Parisx

“I make no apologies for linking my behavior with your attitude”.

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Heh!

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…aaalllrighty then.

Why don’t we all just sit quietly and smile at each other until the nice gentleman get here? Oh look, here they are, and they’ve got a nice white coat for you. :smiley:
Welcome to the Boards, Parisx, it looks like you’ll fit right in.

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[police radio]
(spuusht, squawk) All units in the vicinity, be advised, ass, white male, age unknown, homicide suspect, last seen in 200 block of MPSIMS, may be armed, approach with caution…(braack)
[/police radio]

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Horoscope … Taliban … Britney Spears

Ummm, you make my head hurt!

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There’s only one possible answer to that.

http://www.exploitationnow.com/d/20010307.html

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~~Parisx, greetings and all that…

I was checking out the web site and was thinking “…know
what would make this site fly?
…a few pictures of Parisx sitting in various poses…”

how goes it in Florida…

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I just thought I’d point out that I believe this thread title has made fella bilong missus flodnak consider joining the SDMB. :eek:

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Woah, I woke up and this was the first thread I read today. I was in that semiconsious state, I actually believed the thing about her tits blowing up and injuring others… heheh

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N C dently – I was trying on some jeans the other day and when I sat down, they kinda squished my naughy bits (a bit), didn’t hurt, but didn’t feel good either. I don’t think they were “cut” for me…? I bought them anyway. I’m wearing them now. Guess what? Yep… The’re squishing my stuff again…and I don’t mind… is that worng?
Do you mind my sharing?
Hope nobody minds.

—The front end of the horse and the rear end of the horse are two different people.

Warm regards,

Parisx

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Well, I’ve never seen any warnings that non sequiturs were discouraged on the boards.

Carry on Parisx and just shift a bit on your chair; that should take care of things.

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Welcome Parisx. You must be posting from work. I’m pretty sure it’s against SDMB rules to wear pants when you’re posting from home.

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I took them off long ago… but now it’s springtime in my pants!

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Okay… you’re funny! Totally a weirdo supreme. I like you already. Right on! :smiley:

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You are a funny little man! By the way, you hijacked your own thread. The part about your naughty bits deserves a thread of its own!
:wink:

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I like this guy. He writes like I think when I first wake up. :slight_smile: