We went to the mall yesterday.
Calendar’s are being sold in the hallway kiosk.
I look for Gary Patterson (hes the best0 but only a golf one.
So i see Britney Spear’s calendar. Okay, she’s no Kournikova, but its 50% off!
no other calendar is.
So I buy it. $7.
Open it.
It s just photos of her.
Down at the bottom, in 1/18 of an inch print, is su, mo, tu, etc.
with little 1/18 of an inch print are the calendar days.
I wanted calendar days, not a poste rof this skank!
I hope they give me my money back!!:mad:
Well, you can always write down your schedule on the ample space of her exposed cleavage.
I don’t like cleavage.
My mistake.
No more female calendars.
Cute cartoony ones.:mad:
Um…those calenders aren’t aimed at people actually interested in keeping the date.
I thought this was a rant that someone’s new Britney Spears calendar didn’t “show” enough.
But then I saw that the thread starter was vanilla, which of course confused me greatly.
But all is clear now.
Where are you, vanilla? Do they have 99 cents Only Stores there? They’ve always got big calendars on sale. For 99 cents.
What the hell were you expecting, 12 teeny tiny pictures of Britney and gigantic blank calender days to fill up with all the fabulous doings of your life?!!
OH PLEASE.
Here’s $5, go rent a used clue.
Sheesh.
I can buy a calendar (I did last year) of Anna Kournikova with actual big days to write on ALSO.
I figured the Britney People would have the same intelligence to make one similar.
Wow Britney and intelligence used in the same line.
I’m suprised to hear that a Britney Spears calendar has any numbers on it at all.
But are the number in the right order? “February 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 7…”
Veb
That’s where you sealed the deal on the mistake. You could give me a Britney calendar even if it have a $10 bill stuck to the front.
COULDN’T!
Sheesh.
usually on the back of calenders they have what the format of the calender will be
My younger brother has the same calendar. He likes it. Alot. (I can’t say I thought it was that bad, myself…)
You’re thinking of Government issue calendars. No, I’m not joking.
I’d have thought the dates would be indicated in fingers, or rows of kitty cats…
Today is December the…um…this many. holds up hands
You want an example? On both of the Government-issue calendars hanging on my cubical walls, March 31 doesn’t exist.
Wow, that hurts.
So, do you have to go to work on that day?
Nope, don’t have to work Sundays. 
I did have to work on the second November 28[sup]th[/sup] though. At least the “corrected” calendar says 28 29 30 like it’s supposed to.