Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

Therein lies the rub. She is free to believe that what happens online is part of her real life, and that everything she reads online must be true.

Nobody else is bound to that, hence her being repeatedly questioned, and now Pitted.

http://www.weber.com/grills/series/smokey-joe

Someone could sit on one of those and get the rebeW brand.

It will just be between us I swear.

I think we’re going to need some paper tubes, washers, and a bucket of raw chicken.

It’s expurmn’tn time!

Are you aware of where you wear your underwear?

:smiley:

I know what the paper tubes are for. What do we do with the bucket of raw chicken?

I disagree. The raised letters are just too shallow. Take a look at a real brand. If that logo got hot enough to brand, and a drunk person were to fall on it and stay on it as described, the entire area would burn that person not just the raised part.

The situation she described is just not possible. And it’s ridiculous to think she needs to post a full nudie shot of her husband to prove it. Just crop it. Heck I’d take a letter or two.

That someone would have to sit pretty flat onto the thing, in which case the metal tab would likely gouge into the buttocks, if not worse areas.

Another view.

Mind you, I’m not saying it didn’t happen, I’m just saying that we all know it didn’t happen.

I can’t believe we’re three pages in and no one has said:

Pix or it didn’t happen.

Why does it seem like there’s a bunch of people on this board dedicated to proving Broomstick’s stories as false? She’s never struck me as someone unpleasant, evil, or a troll. Maybe things did happen, maybe she fibbed a few times, maybe there was an exaggeration. So what? Her stories are funny and doesn’t affect me in a way that I’d devote time to trying to disprove them

The tagline is “Fighting ignorance since 1973”. Accepting blatant lies doesn’t really jive with that.

Complaints about posters who complain about other posters are the best kind of complaints, in my opinion.

If you have to ask . . .

Jibe with.

Or making bacon and getting your foot stuck in a George Foreman grill.

I’d like to join the chorus of people who like Broomstick, don’t mind a little pleasant embellishment of reality if nothing is riding on it, and think it would be a shame if she stopped posting because of a thread like this.

That is a training grill, for children. What are grown men doing with a childrens toy? :dubious:

Correct.

I agree, we should be more tolerant of occasional hyperbole. This is the coolest, hippest online discussion forum filled with the smartest people on the Internet!

Pleasant? From the examples I’ve seen, the embellishments are nothing that can be considered pleasant. Femur-breaking, shovel wielding, crossbow shooting, 3rd degree burns, suicide by bb gun, and the list goes on.