Then how did he link to it?
The BBQ Pit: Pointless and juvenile harassment of members since 1999.
In your heart, you know she is funny. In fact, I understand that Reader’s Digest is considering publishing two of her jokes.
I have one, so I went outside and tested it, but I missed the “no fire necessary” part, so now I’m typing this standing up. Thanks a lot. 
But really, I did go try to sit on it. The legs (as you suspected) can’t quiiiite support the 200-lb me without ovalizing, but they’d probably support someone 150 pounds if they didn’t bounce too much. The sheet steel hemisphere, on the other hand, had no trouble at all supporting my weight, so even had I buckled the legs, the coals would have probably stated inside. And the grill is short enough with the legs splayed enough, that it didn’t really tip even if I sat on one side.
And, for a bit of contrast: a 1970s-era Smokey Joe features a different leg design, which looks sturdier than the current version.
Please tell me this is “science,” so at least I can explain it to anyone who might’ve been watching,
You’re welcome.
"My drunk husband burned his ass on a grill’ may be amusing to you but a story it ain’t.
And you NEEDED to come in here and threadshit. :dubious::rolleyes:
Now now, there’s no need to Broomstick.
Says someone who makes fun of members here on another message board.
There’s definitely some burning pants involved in this.
What is the bar for Broomstick here?
- Husband sat on grill, felt heat
- Husband sat on grill, pants scorched
- Husband sat on grill, pants burned through
- Husband sat on grill, underwear burned through
- Husband sat on grill, mild burns on ass
- Husband sat on grill, severe burns on ass
- Husband sat on grill, rebeW permanently branded onto his ass
- This isn’t “science”, it’s: SCIENCE!, so you’re good.
- The '70s era Smokey Joe doesn’t seem to have the logo anywhere on the lid. So, she’s still a liar.
This got me to thinking. He doesn’t have “Weber” branded on his ass. He has “a Weber” branded on his ass. Like this
There’s no way any crap could add to this heaping pile of steaming manure.
You’re far too trusting. Smokey Joe is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your rebeW friends soon enough.
The problem is that she’s gone through all of versions 4-7 (not in that order) at various points. She does this ALL THE TIME. From the creepy guy who kinda sorta hit on her at the cobbler shop and came back the next morning morphing into the crazed psycho who stalked her so badly she had to scrub herself in the shower multiple times because he made her feel so dirty, to the time she worked for a evil corporation that insisted she lie to customers to hurt them only to have it turn into a tiny, sleezy basement-run call-center that (IIRC) didn’t care if she lied.
She really should just pick one story and stick to it rather than randomly change her story from post to post.
It’s entirely plausible that his pants burned/melted away quickly if he were wearing something like nylon swim trunks. The hot melted nylon itself would cause further burns. None of which would clearly say “rebeW.”
ETA: Forgot to say “yeah, exactly, Fenris.”
The problem is- you guys having nothing better to do that harass her over a silly little story- and obsess over all her similar stories. Usually this is called 'stalking" - but you just hate when you’re called out on it.
Now dont get me wrong- there are sometimes posters here that deserve this- trolls, racists, deniers, and what-not.
She is none of those and the fact that her fantasy life intrudes a bit into her posts makes no difference- she’s just trying to entertain with her personal anecdotes.
There are bigger fish to fry here- teapartiers (who can only post lies- and big giant lies at that), racists, deniers, southern apologists- but instead you take aim at a harmless story teller.
Maybe you’re afraid to take on the Big Game? You only want to pick on her instead? **You are simply being a internet bully. **
Oh my fucking god. I can’t believe you had the balls to post that. Maybe its because you know no one’s allowed to post a link to all the shit you sling about members here on a board about long necked animals. You are a douche there and you are a douche here.
And if your sensibilities are so tender, what are you doing trolling the pit anyway?
And you’re a fucking retard. Get bent.
ETA: my post was directed at DrDeth, not PlainJain. Simulpost.
Ironic seeing how she was the one to claim to have beaten people up. Look, no one is forcing her to lie.
The worse thing about all this (for her) is that she has you White knighting her. If I ever get pitted - whether I deserve it or not - please don’t be on my side.