Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

Sam: Personal Injury Lawyers. Bunch of whinny little bitches.

Because I’m bored I googled what a 1975 Weber grill lid would have looked like; I don’t think this would have branded anyone with rebeW even if they had been able to sit on it. In case the “40 year old incident” is a little less than that, by 1979 it had evolved to weber, but no capital letters.

As per your link, most sources (i.e. all but one) consider your use an error.

In my neck of the woods, “supposedly” and “supposably” have been used interchangeably for years. Yay descriptivism!

No, this is make-believe thinking.

If the grill is hot enough to burn through the pants and underwear and to make a permanent brand then one is not just going to sit there long enough for that to happen and think, “Hmmmm, this is hot. I should get up but how do I do so with just one hand? Hmmm.”

No, if it’s that hot then one will think, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” and one will thrash around and throw oneself off to the side and knock the grill over and that will happen in no more than 5 seconds.

To make the brand it had to burn through his pants and underwear and make a hole 2-3 inches by 4-5 inches. If it burnt a hole that big then the whole underside and sides of his pants were on fire and he would have burns all over his ass and the sides of his leg.

Broomstick will not “lower” herself to show a cropped picture yet she’ll gladly tell a bunch of internet strangers about it? And she’ll remind everyone that he is disabled every single time she mentions him?

Now why does everyone assume he had on pants and underwear?
Someone had a Weber grill going, there was beer present.

Because she said as much:

Missed that.

If anybody has one of those little grills, I’d be interested to hear if it is possible to sit on it at all (no fire necessary) without everything just toppling over. Quite likely, the grill’s legs would buckle under a person’s weight. They aren’t designed to support more than a few pounds of charcoal and food.

Broomstick, I think it’s time to consider the possibility that your husband may have been into some kinky shit before you knew him.

I’d hate to be branded with “ELTTEK Q-B-BRAB”. For one, it’s a lot more letters.

This story would make a lot more sense, logistically, if she would just say that the lid was on the ground, and it was just taken off the grill so it was still super hot. He coulda tripped backwards on to it (easy to do if you don’t expect it to be there) and been sitting square on the logo on the grill top, unable to get up due to his disability.

But she’s not saying that. Not even working to make her story more plausible. So weird.

Doesn’t give credence to how a hot piece of metal could “brand” through pants and skivvies, but still makes more logistical sense.

Who the fuck cares, it was a funny story.

" If you feel the need to continue that conversation"; So, you NEEDED to do this? :dubious::rolleyes:

I’d like to know more about the crossbow story. How did he cock and load it with one arm? Or does he keep a loaded crossbow in the car? And did the story make the paper? You would think that shooting someone might land you in hot water with the po-pos.

“Hey, you know what this thread really needs? More DrDeth!” said no one ever.

Not true. His mom says that frequently on the discussion board at wishihadthatabortion.com.

Warning, if you’re a pedo, that link won’t work.

My mother’s dead, thank you.

“Hey, you know what this board really needs? More pointless & juvenile harassment of members!” said every asshole here.