Yes. Well. Lucky you. May you never have a large, heavy black toilet seat come crashing into your behind when you’re already precariously perched trying to do your business, causing you to fly forward, trip into the door and get pee pretty much everywhere.
It ain’t pretty folks.
(It was leaning up against the back flush type mechanism which was very far forward. That is the only explanation I can come up with, seeing as this happened many years ago and I haven’t yet seen the video on the internet dispelling my fears of a “Candid Camera” type moment. )
I’ll say one thing for the “hovering” crowd. You’re in good shape if you ever go camping.
When I was little I was always taught by my mom to line the toilet seat with at least 3 layers of toilet paper, even at a friend’s house. Then I could sit down and not have to worry about my butt touching the seat. My grandma, on the other hand would tell me to line the toilet seat and hover so that the germs could in no way get to me (she’s a total germophobe by the way). If a toilet was too tall to allow hovering she either wouldn’t let me use it. This was a problem because I used to go on trips with my grandparents fairly often. Once, when I was about 7 and the toilet was too high but I didn’t have the option of not going, she actually came into the stall with me and made me stand on the seat. Really. :eek: That made one hell of a mess, and I’m truly sorry to the person that came in after me.
Now, I am perfectly fine with just sitting down, as long as there’s not anything on the seat, and if there is I simply wipe it off. In fact, I’m infuriated by the hoverers that can’t be bothered to take the extra 2 seconds to wipe off their own piss. Will someone here fess up about that and explain your reasoning?