Broomstick

I’m sure DrDurr has already reported multiple posts in this thread.

As for Broomie, I have pretty good femur insurance.

Broomie has doubled-down on the poor me martyrdom. Do you know why she took that store-opening gig? So that The Spouse could eat better while she was away. :rolleyes:

If that means more beef, let’s hope he stays away from the grill.

A local chain called Fred Meyer is very similar. Maybe a tiny bit more upscale, but I think you’ll like it if there’s one close to you.

As soon as she doesn’t get the response that she wants from her tales of woe she doubles down on the actual circumstances until the final story is always an italicized, underlined, capitalized mess of a story that only flirts with the truth of what really happened. Pure comedy.

She has all the self righteousness of Stoid combined with the anti-Ducati.

Just google Plane lands on freeway and you’ll find dozens of example, including one on Highway 101 in San Jose.

rebeW?

Ding, ding, ding!

Winco is the place for groceries, though, employee owned and cheaper than everyone, including WalMart.

Where’s the rimshot smiley?

I just always wonder… who would EVER pick that as a username? I mean, you have to be really, really careful you don’t act like you have one stuck up your, well, you know!

I never noticed how much that smilie looks like a dubious tennis ball until I read it in that context.

Apparently one who does.

Says the guy named after a product for self defense against restroom assaults…

Likewise.

Please don’t be offended, I’d not have mentioned it otherwise but I always thought John Mace was a good name for a fart.

There’s inventory overlap, but yeah, I was apparently thinking of Menards. Ooops.

Carry on.

They used to have scavenger hunts, were you around for that? So much fun!

Good one! I never even connected the dots on that.

If you can connect the dots it wasn’t a fart.

Jophiel are you a girl or a guy? Just wondering. Your name sounds feminine, but your penchant for solving problems sounds kind of masculine. :slight_smile: