[Darth Vader] You’re in command now, ADMIRAL Allen [/D.V.]
Amazing the someone could say that with a straight face.
Great News Moron is out and Admiral in charge of Coast Guard is in.
This is actually a very good appointment. Somebody with a good record from an organization known for thinking on their feet will now be in charge.
I will continue to bash Bush’s admin but this is an excellent step.
Well, I’ve updated my resume. Where do I send it for the soon-to-be-hiring Director of FEMA?
Yeah, sure. IF Vader’s typical MO was to give them a dump truck full of cash and a cushy job for the rest of their life…
Hell, I’d vote for Vader right now. Better an evil overlord than a bunch of incompetent boobs who are so busy giving each other handjobs that they can’t accomplish anything positive.
-Joe
Let’s not forget Jokeroo’s posting (#69) showing just how “out of it”, Dubya is. To him this response to a national tragedy seems an unqualified success. What a dumb shit.
**jrfranchi **
Great News Moron is out
Nope, sorry JRfranchi, Dubya is still President. 
Damn CNN is saying Brown was only recalled. Comcast said he was fired.
Damn Damn Damn.
I want this idiot on trial for mass man slaughter. :mad:
So am I. AND my name is Michael Brown, so they won’t even have to put a new sign on the office door. Think of the taxpayer dollars they’ll save!
Pfft.
If there was any justice, his next task would be assisting his cousel in the preparation of his own defense.
Yeah, I heard him talking about the things that need to be done and the situation on the ground and stuff, and while I know that’s not enough basis for judgement, he definitely sounds like he has his feces assembled and will get something done. Too bad he (or someone like him) wasn’t there in the first place.
Out of a cannon? Into the sun?
I’ve asked a few males nearby and they say that would hurt.
According to an article on my Y! front page right now:
Good one. I was thinking Teapot Dome, but Tammany Hall works, too.
I’m really kind of pissed off that someone in this thread already mentioned that Clinton got a blowjob, but luckily I had a backup strategy ready.
You see, Brownie’s FindLaw profile, where he claimed to have won an “Outstanding Political Science Professor” award at a school where he was never a professor, and where he claimed to have run a nursing home where no one ever heard of him, was a parody! He just wrote that to embarrass you. You fucking n00bs.
I have this image in my mind of Michael Brown sitting in his D.C. office, playing solitaire on his computer.
Teapot Dome works better for the whole Halliburton exclusive no-bid contracts thingy.
I don’t suppose there’s any chance that there’s some kind of government regulation that makes lying about qualifications for a high-level position like this against the law, like fraud perhaps? That would be sweet.
Reading SisterCoyote’s link, I realized that Bush has surrounded himself with people (and is himself a person) who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. “What do you mean, things are going badly? Things look great!” Totally out of touch with any semblance of reality whatsoever.
It’s sad…
You DO realize that this would be grounds for banning from the SDMB, even if he was a paying member?
Where’s the asshole smiley when you need it?