Bruce vs. Clark in a tub of Jello

Okay, who wins this time?

Well…how is the Jell-o prepared?

I mean, is it chilled? Does it have bits of fruit in it? What?

Ba-doom-boom.

Are we talking Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne? or some other two guys about which I"m out of the loop?

Are they naked in the jello??

Are you saying Clark Kent in a tub of Jello vs. Bruce Wayne (not in a tub of Jello) because that would probably even the fight a bit.

Bruce Campbell would kick Wesley Clark’s moist, slippery, delectable ass.

Are we looking for a serious answer, or a wise-ass answer? Here’s one of each!

Serious answer:

Under most circumstances, Clark wins, since it’s just plain hard to beat a guy who can punch his way through a mountain with his head.

On a red-sun planet, Bruce wins, because he’s a vicious lunatic who has spent his life learning and practicing the art and craft of butt-kicking, while Clark is a semi-pacifist hen-pecked newsman whose fighting style is limited to flailing haymakers.

Wise-ass answer:

The gay community wins. After all… these are two pretty impressive-looking guys… and nobody’s going to Jello-wrestle with his clothes on, right? (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Okay, are we talking the George Reeves Clark, the Christopher Reeve Clark, or the Dean Cain Clark?

And are we talking the Adam West Bruce, the Michael Keaton Bruce, the Val Kilmer Bruce, or the George Clooney Bruce?

These details are very important to create the proper setting for my fantas…er, the debate. Yes, the debate…

Picturing Tom Welling and Christian Bale (actor in the next Batman movie) wrestling nakey in jello In the long run, does it really matter who wins drool? I think I need a few minutes to umm compose myself…

If it were green jello, then Clark would have a psycherlogicable disadvantage, fearing that it could be kryptonite flavored…

still drooling

Here’s a better question: Clark in a tub of yellow Jell-o v. the Green Lantern.

Batman, if he’s prepared.