Saw this on a bumpersticker in Ohio.
Can anyone explain what the hell that’s supposed to mean?
People who don’t wear seatbelts make the baby Jesus cry.
Jesus is awfully squemish, it seems. He gets really grossed-out when He is cruising around heaven and sees newly arrived souls with massive, gaping headwounds and facial features that have been forced thru windshields. I heard tell that He passed-out right there in front of God and everybody when Princess Di came up to introduce herself all covered in blood and gore!
So do JC a favor: buckle up to prevent gross corpses. He doesn’t mind if your dead, He just doesn’t want to see the mess.
You should see the other bumper stickers out there. “Suicide by poison for Jesus”, “If you are just plain ugly, Go to Hell for Jesus” and “Breast Enhancement Surgery for Jesus”. Seems the Son of God is a tit-man. (I thought he was gay!)
____________I scream, you scream, we all get tit-jobs for Ice Cream!