I was sitting in class Tuesday night, when I suddenly realized that I forgot, yet again, to set the VCR to tape Buffy.
And I didn’t care.
Okay, partly that’s because thanks to Gaspode (The Coolest Man in Sweden) I now know where to get them online. But mostly, I’m just no longer engaged in the show or any of the characters on it. And tonights episode went a long way to turning me from apathetic to outright dislike for almost the entire cast. I’m pissed at the Scoobies for turning on her like that, and I’m pissed at Buffy for sitting there and taking it. I’ll give Xander a partial pass on the grounds that you’re entitled to a little bitterness the day after someone roots around in your eye-socket with their thumb, but the behavior from the rest of them was just inexcusable.
Admittedly, her plan of going back to the vineyard and wandering around in search of a power source that a) they don’t know how to identify b) they don’t know how to destroy and c) might not even exsist was incredibly stupid. Although they didn’t exactly give her much of a chance to make her case for it. But outside of that, where are all the bad decisions Buffy has been making? Where are her string of failures that necessitates this mutiny? She’s single handedly killed every monster of the week they’ve met so far, including the supervamp, without losing a single person. She permanently sealed the… well, the seal. Up until last week, she’s kept every SIT she’s found alive. The single exception killed herself. She makes one bad move, where she runs into an enemy that’s far more powerful than she could have possible suspected, and all of a sudden she’s Captain Bligh and Dawn is Fletcher Christian? Bull.
And kicking her out of the house? She’s the single strongest fighter in the group. They’re all in incredible danger (at least, that’s what the writers keep telling us: I’m not really seeing much evidence for it up on the screen). So what do they do? They throw her out of the house to fend fer herself! Are they trying to get Buffy killed, or just themselves?
The worst part is, Buffy takes it! Where the hell is her spirit? Last time this happened, in Season Four, at least she showed some spine. Remember “I guess we know why there are no ancient prophecies about the Slayer and her friends.”? Remember the huge fight in the second episode of season two, when everyone got on her case about running away? Where the hell is her fire, dammit?
When Anya started in eith that “You think you’re better than everyone,” crap, Buffy should have turned on her and said, "Better than everyone? I don’t know about that. I’m certainly better than you. Let’s face it, what use are you? The only positive contribution you’ve ever made was getting Xander to shut up about his pathetic sex life for a while, and you’re not even good for that, anymore. Compared to you, these whiney Slayer Wannabes are the goddam Green Berets. Yeah, I’d say I’m definetly better than a pathetic, dimwitted, former serial killer. It’s not much of a trick.
"Do I think I’m better than Willow? I wouldn’t say that; she’s about the nicest person I know. Certainly nicer than me. On the other hand, I don’t try and kill all my friends everytime my love life isn’t going the way I want it. I’m not saying that makes me better, I’m just saying maybe she should try celibacy.
"How about Giles? Am I better than Giles? Well, I’ve never tried to poison him. That’s one point in my favor. I’ve also never gone behind his back to plot with a revenge-happy psycho to off our strongest ally. Also, when I was seventeen, I was saving the world. When he was seventeen, he was getting high by summoning demons. But I wouldn’t say I was better than him.
"I’m certainly not better than Xander. After all, Xander would never withhold crucial information from me because he’s jealous of my ex-boyfriend, right? Naw, not good ol’ Xander. I’m certainly a “better” fighter than he is, though. I’ve got the advantage of superpowers, of course. On the other hand, from what I’ve heard from Angel, Wesley is kicking ass and taking names over in L.A. How about that, Xander? Despite fighting demons for more than six years, you’d still get your butt kicked by Wesley Wyndham-Pryce. That’s just… sad.
“And Dawn. Dear, sweet Dawn. My only sister. You want to kick me out of the house? It’s your house too? Hey, remind me, how many double shifts did you pull as a frycook to pay for this house? But never mind that; you want the house, you got it. Just remember, outside of these goddam bratty SITs, I’m the only person in this room who has never tried to kill you. Have fun with your new friends.”
And then she’d leave Sunnydale, and the remainder of the series would be the rest of these ungrateful bastards being eaten one by one.
I’m just hoping that the only reason Buffy didn’t say something like that is that they’re saving it for Spike to say next week.