Besides a prepared Batman, of course. Bugs never loses and neither does Jason, so it’d be a tough match, but in the end, I think Bugs would triumph.
Actually, Jason always loses. He can’t even take out a bunch of horny teenagers without mucking it up in the end. He does keep coming back, so we’ll give him points for stubborness.
Bugs, on the other hand, has gotten the best of martians, coyotes,big hairy monsters, kings, etc.
I agree. The nod has to go to Mister B. Bunny.
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Ah…Jason never lost to people, but he’s sucessfully killed many animals. In fact, he lived off wild rabbits and stray dogs for years!
I’m voting for Jason!
Bugs is male and only females have even a chance of surviving Jason.
Of course, there is the virginity factor to consider. Will Bugs be having sex while Jason is in the vicinity?
…why should that have any effect? All he needs to do is dress up like that southern belle and make with the “I do declayyyuh” and the “li’l ol me” stuff.
And the virginity factor: Bugs is a rabbit. Cartoon or not, c’mon, you know what rabbits do, right?
Okay, irkenDoom. Excellent points. I can see you’ve given this a lot of thought.
So, Bugs could disguise himself as a female, meaning he could potentially survive Jason. However, since he’s prolly gonna get the urge to do the bunny hop, I think it’s safe to say he’s dead meat. Jason wins.
Let’s also not forget that Bugs tends to run around naked most of the time, and the fewer clothes you’re wearing, the more attractive a target you are to Jason.
Bye bye, Bunny.
Males have survived Jason, but what difference does that make? Jason has gotten his ass kicked on nunerous occasions, sometimes by girls and little kids. Bugs always wins, plus he cannot die because he is a cartoon. Any bladed weapon J uses against Bugs will bounce off him. Eventually all those dropped anvils and whatnot will get to Jason and he’ll keel over. He’ll come back eventually, he always does, but by then Bugs’ll be halfway to Albuquerque.
Bugs does have that uncanny ability to dodge bullets, even multiple rounds. I can’t imagine him allowing himself to be hit by the clumsy weapons Jason employs. Jason was none too bright to begin with, after numerous incidents of head trauma I doubt he has the facility to set an effective trap.
The wabbit could use his knack for disguise to approach Jason while posing as his mother. He is a smart rodent, I’m sure he would diagnose Jay’s obvious maternal fixation. From there it is a simple matter of procucing a few lit sticks of TNT from thin air, maybe placing them on a birthday cake for comedic purposes.
Bugs Bunny and Freddy Krueger are facing off in a dark clearing in a forest near Crystal Lake somewhere in a shared dream. Suddenly, they are surprised by Jason Vorhees. The masked killer hesitates for a moment, faced by two targets.
Freddy: C’mon, Jason, it’s rabbit season!
Bugs: It’s Undead Nightmare Demon season!
F: Rabbit Season!
B: Undead Nightmare Demon season!
F: Rabbit Season!
B: Undead Nightmare Demon season!
F: Rabbit Season!
B: Rabbit Season!
F: Undead Nightmare Demon season!
B: Rabbit Season!
F: It’s Undead Nightmare Demon season! (Looking at Jason) And I demand that you kill me now!
One swift machete motion later and Freddy’s head is lying at Bug’s feet. Still “alive” and hissing in utter loathing, the Elm Street Killer looks up at the cartoon rabbit.
F: You’re despicable.