Build-a-limerick

Helped her sleep through his borborygmi

It nettles me, though I must say

To see cowboys on screen who are gay

Okay, now that we’ve all stroked eleanorigby’s ego, let’s return to this limerick that was left abandoned by the side of the road:

A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
He then starts to whimper

And he moves with a simper-

ego, eh? :dubious: I’m sleeping with a borborygumous pygmie–and I don’t know what a que pool and gong ARE! I’m packing condoms is all I’m sayin’.

A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
He then starts to whimper
And he moves with a simper

As he laps up the coffee’s last dregs.

Okay, now to continue with this one:
It nettles me, though I must say
To see cowboys on screen who are gay

It nettles me, though I must say
To see cowboys on screen who are gay

You could say they’re attacked
I’d rather be Bushwhacked,

So why can I not look away?

A rabbi, a priest and a nun…

Went out looking for fun

But their fun was cut short

By a large, ugly wart

A rabbi, a priest and a nun…
Went out looking for fun
But their fun was cut short
By a large, ugly wart
On the nose of Attilla the Hun.

A jolly old geezer named Santa

Discovered… [sub]don’t kill me…[/sub] his wife was a panta

He grabbed his machete

Yelled “You aren’t my Betty!”

But his wife ran off at a cantah.

The Donald is making a choice

to fire a loud shrilly voice

Rebecca or Randal?