Helped her sleep through his borborygmi
It nettles me, though I must say
To see cowboys on screen who are gay
Okay, now that we’ve all stroked eleanorigby’s ego, let’s return to this limerick that was left abandoned by the side of the road:
A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
He then starts to whimper
And he moves with a simper-
ego, eh? :dubious: I’m sleeping with a borborygumous pygmie–and I don’t know what a que pool and gong ARE! I’m packing condoms is all I’m sayin’.
A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
He then starts to whimper
And he moves with a simper
As he laps up the coffee’s last dregs.
Okay, now to continue with this one:
It nettles me, though I must say
To see cowboys on screen who are gay
It nettles me, though I must say
To see cowboys on screen who are gay
You could say they’re attacked
I’d rather be Bushwhacked,
So why can I not look away?
A rabbi, a priest and a nun…
Went out looking for fun
But their fun was cut short
By a large, ugly wart
A rabbi, a priest and a nun…
Went out looking for fun
But their fun was cut short
By a large, ugly wart
On the nose of Attilla the Hun.
A jolly old geezer named Santa
Discovered… [sub]don’t kill me…[/sub] his wife was a panta
He grabbed his machete
Yelled “You aren’t my Betty!”
But his wife ran off at a cantah.
The Donald is making a choice
to fire a loud shrilly voice
Rebecca or Randal?