From drinking a spiked libation
Experiencing some perturbation
NEENER! NEENER! NEENER! 
reffa steffa shneffa typesetter hands me some corrections I had to check before hitting submit – do they think I have nothing better to do?
It started with vodka
A girl in a strange situation
From drinking a spiked libation
It started with vodka
And she said, "How odd – a
Sensation of great excitation."
It’s a master of bation!
(I know it doesn’t make sense–work with me here!)
never mind.
The pies are ready for pick up,
Looks like I finally get to start one!
eleanorigby was out Christmas shopping
But now I’m starting to hiccup
But I’ll persevere
And though it seems queer,
Unless I walk into a stick up.
A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
A big plate of greasy eggs
My dog eyes as he silently begs
He then starts to whimper
<jumps up and down>
Oh! Oh! Do my limerick! I’ve never had a limerick done about me…(please?)
I can kill a thread like nobody can.
Fine, I’ll do it meself.
There once was a Rigby named Eleanor
Who wanted Dopers to rhyme some more-
She said pretty please
But noone appeased
So she made up her own con amore
A Doper named Eleanor Rigby,
fell in love with a nearsighted pygmie…
(next person’s turn)
The story’s not long
A Doper named Eleanor Rigby,
fell in love with a nearsighted pygmie
The story’s not long
But the pool que and gong