Oh hell:
“You got a problem with it?”
said the Twickster while foaming with spit.
She cackled with glee,
declaring “I’m free
to astonish you all with my wit!”
I like mine better. 
Though she didn’t beat kids with a hanger.
Instead, one night,
She started to bite!
Thanks, hon. And, yeah, I’m aware I haven’t responded to the email I got from you a month ago. How’s January look for getting together?
While imitating Nadia Boulanger.
Which alleviated local languor.
January looks good, twicky dear. I’m hoping to be between jobs and will have a little extra time! Come on, offers! Get me outta this place!
Into which she inserted her pinkie
There was a young girl with a twinkie
Into which she inserted her pinkie
It was such a good fit
Upon its removal
Just like a hand in a mitt
Thus her pinkie was no longer dinkie.
Or alternatively
She beamed her approval,
and cried “That was really quite kinky!”
A hornet, a wasp, and a bee
Conspired to start a crime spree
Were partaking of some warm brie
GRRRRR
We’ll combine all our stings
A hornet, a wasp, and a bee
Conspired to start a crime spree
We’ll combine all our stings
As we steal some rings
They cackled and buzzed with glee
I get to start one!
A girl in a strange situation