Build-a-limerick

Ok…we’ll just let it die…

[quote]
A man who programmed a computer[/]
came to work with a Browning six-shooter

Once hired himself out as a tutor

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Ok…we’ll just let it die…

Dang again!

He aimed for his boss

Figuring, “Shit, no great loss”

And he said “No great loss”

Um, twicks? That was kinda scary …

Couldn’t choose which would be the best toy.
The nun was quite crude
And often just rude,
But the boy was inclined to be coy.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist finishing it!

Curses! That was in response to “A priest with a nun and a boy”

Sorry!

You got a problem with it?

New one…
There was a young girl with a twinkie

Most. Simulposts. Ever.

A man who programmed a computer
came to work with a Browning six-shooter
He aimed for his boss
Figuring, “Shit, no great loss”

And he made his escape on a scooter.

said twickswhile foaming with spit

Absolutely not. I like the idea that a stranger in another state had the SAME THOUGHT AT THE SAME TIME.

Brings the world closer together, really. :wink:

Gotta finish this one first.

I’ll say I thought he was an intruder.

She cackled with glee

Oy! :wink:
Ok, see, glee doesn’t rhyme with spit.

where are we?

“Kumbaya (bang! bang!), kumbaya…”

And limerick’d madly

You got a problem with it?
said twicks while foaming with spit
She cackled with glee
And limerick’d madly
while proclaiming “I don’t give a shit!”

That’s not a limerick.

Twickster had problems re anger,*

  • just kidding!