Build-a-limerick

[Earthworm_Jim]

Double dang!!

OK - new one

A young lad was eating his wheaties

[Knorf]

following a party with his two friends named Petey

[lieu]

“Two Peteys?” you ask

[Daithi_Lacha]

@lieu

“Two Peteys?” you ask

"Such a two-Petered task

[lieu]

@Daithi Lacha

"Such a two-Petered task

Let’s just call them Heebie & Jeebie.

If I ever met me a nun

[Earthworm_Jim]

@lieu

Let’s just call them Heebie & Jeebie.

If I ever met me a nun

We’d hide in the barn and have fun

[swampbear]

@Earthworm Jim

We’d hide in the barn and have fun

She’d show me her rosary

[Inigo_Montoya]

If I ever met me a nun
We’d hide in the barn and have fun
She’d show me her rosary

And fishnetted hosiery

[Daithi_Lacha]

@swampbear

She’d show me her rosary

And then there’d be a nun with a bun!
A willing cow-orker named Dave

[Knorf]

@Daithi Lacha

And then there’d be a nun with a bun!
A willing cow-orker named Dave

Was employed as his manager’s sex slave

[Earthworm_Jim]

@Knorf

Was employed as his manager’s sex slave

He’d kneel and he’d spread 'em

[lieu]

@Earthworm Jim

He’d kneel and he’d spread 'em

Then toot causing bedlam

[eleanorigby]

Then toot causing bedlam
Now a job is all that he craves.

I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school,

[Earthworm_Jim]

@eleanorigby

I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school

Cause my mom didn’t raise me a fool

[swampbear]

@eleanorigby

I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school,

Or watching TV while I drool

[swampbear]

@Earthworm Jim

Cause my mom didn’t raise me a fool

Dang!

I’d [del]party[/del] study real hard

[The_Weird_One]

@swampbear

I’d [del]party[/del] study real hard

Now what’s my reward?

[swampbear]

@The Weird One

Now what’s my reward?

Now I can watch tv and drool!

[cmkeller]

Now what’s my reward?

The physics class helped me win pool.
A man who programmed a computer

[Inigo_Montoya]

A Priest with a nun and a boy