My bad – that should have been the line after " … gold lame gown."
Do I get to pick which line is used? 
Because an ode to my decolletage would make my day.
Go for it.
I vote “yea.”
OK then…
Draelin once came in to town
Wearing a sexy gold lame gown
Gave everyone pause
After the bodice fell down!
:eek:
There once was a 'pliance repair man
You guys all rawk. 
There once was a 'pliance repair man
who’s hobby was collecting beer cans
He fixed Rigs’s dryer …
Accompanied by a choir
Page Two’s complete limericks …
A young lad from Kalamazoo
Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo
The ladies came runnin’
As the young man was sunnin’
It was a hell of a hullabaloo.
A clever young Doper named Zoe
Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey.
She taught it to swim
With vigor and vim
And to go-ey along with the flow-ey.
Said a man who sat down on a tack,
“I must find the culprit and give him a smack!”
For the tack pierced my hiney
And gave me a tiny
Prick to go with my crack!
A man with a big can of lard
Was okay till the big can got jarred
He clung to his can
And hung on like a man
But his soul, not his body, was scarred.
A giraffe went cavorting one day
He romped through a big pile of hay
The hay made him achoo!!
No – 'tis twoo! 'tis twoo!
And his nose was congested all day.
There was a bartender named Mabel
Who could drink anyone under the table
Straight from the bottle she drank
Then let fly a burp that did stank
Whatcha expect – a damn fable?
Swampy and lieu went to China
Dressed as Burt Reynolds and Dinah
Said Swampy, “See here,”
Neither’s burly, I fear.
But you know me – I’m no whineah.
A preacher was pounding his pulpit
Accusations were flying as was spit
He called for repentance
(a pretty stiff sentence)
And his sermon got moved to The Pit.
or
as stiff as those things will git
The mailman making his rounds
When he found a Peter Paul Mounds
But he felt like a nut
And it entered his gut
And proceded to pack on the pounds.
A politico, running for election,
Showed congress a Christmas erection
Get your mind from the gutter, you pervs
It’s sparkles and winkles and curves,
It’s a common enough prediliction.
Accompanied by a choir
Who sang out, yes! You can, can!
Oh! That finishes it! :smack:
There once was a 'pliance repair man
who’s hobby was collecting beer cans
He fixed Rigs’s dryer …
Accompanied by a choir
Who sang out, yes! You can, can!
So, new one:
While perusing the Straight Dope one day…
I was quite overcome with dismay
The hampsters were tired
Page 3 Limericks. Whew! That was work!
This week in the ol’ MMP
A heart attack Bumba had he
The Frostys are mating
And Santa’s deflating
While Taters’s a little bitchy.
A lover of moo goo gai pan
Would certainly never eat flan
When faced with the custard
She got out some mustard
And frightened the flan till it ran.
This thread still has wondrous legs…
So let’s order a couple of kegs
I’ll bring some pie,
Some homemade Shoo Fly
Or maybe we’ll scramble some eggs.
twickster went down to Peru
And was offered quite a strange brew
The visions came flyin’
(One involved a lion)
And then did much penis ensue.
An ogre, a cat and a gator
Wondered which was the best commentator
This passel of pundits
Spouted all kinds of tidbits
Then gobbled down Madden with 'taters.
If Cecil had dated my GrannyInstead of my dear old Aunt Fanny
Our family reunions
Would be mass confusions
The resemblance between them’s uncanny.
Draelin once came in to town
Wearing a sexy gold lame gown
Her decolletage
Gave everyone pause
After the bodice fell down!
There once was a 'pliance repair man
Who’s hobby was collecting beer cans
He fixed Rigs’s dryer
Accompanied by a choir
Who sang out, yes! You can, can!
The servers were mired
So new ones were hired
Dang!
And I couldn’t Dope all day.
And for membership I had to pay!
Now hamsters serve up the soiree