And was offered quite a strange brew
The visions came flyin’
(One involved a lion)
Causing twicks to lie in
mornin’, swampy, honey.
And then did much penis ensue.
An ogre, a cat and a gator
[sub]Good mornin’ Twicks dear![/sub]
Wondered which was the best commentator
This passel of pundits
Spouted all kinds of tidbits
Then gobbled down Madden with 'taters.
If Cecil had dated my Granny
The jokes, though, they’re saving for later.
Damn, missed it.
Instead of my dear old Aunt Fanny
Our family reunions
Would be mass confusions
The resemblance between them’s uncanny.
Draelin once came in to town
Wearing a sexy gold lame gown
With candy and roses
Her decolletage