ARRGGHH! Twice I’m too late…
A heart attack Bumba had he
The Frostys are mating
With all due concern…
And Santa’s deflating.
While **Taters’**s a little bitchy.
A lover of moo goo gai pan
Would certainly never eat flan
Came up with a devilish plan
When faced with the custard
A lover of moo goo gai pan
Would certainly never eat flan
When faced with the custard
She got out some mustard
And frightened the flan till it ran.
This thread still has wondrous legs…
So let’s order a couple of kegs
We’ll continue till somebody begs
:mad:
Damn y’all are fast today!
For some scrambled chicken eggs
So let’s order a couple of kegs
I’ll bring some pie,
As a public service, here are the completed limericks:
There once was a lady from Venice
Who asked Duhbya if he could play tennis
He quickly replied
I’m sorry I’ve tried
but the scoring system makes no sense!
There once was a salesman from Akron,
Who often was seen wearing Dacron
His thing was so long
It resembled Kim Il Dong
So he’d stroke his dictator to jack one
There once was a gal from Peru
Who yearned to have a pet gnu.
“No llamas!” cried she
Just gnus, I want THREE!
“Cause they’re liable to spit on your shoe!”
I fell in the ocean, ker-splash
When I came out, I sported a rash.
The doctor was frantic
He perscribed yoga tantric
But I couldn’t afford all the hash!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His dollars thus potted
They soon grew quite spotted
So off to the bank he then took it.
A big burly man named Bruce
Took to wife a Canadian moose
The moose was aghast
But Bruce had a blast
When he goosed the mooses caboose
The boy read a book on Abe Lincoln
Which quickly got him to thinkin’
Four score and seven
He looked up to heaven
While our hamster supply keeps on shrinkin’.
This thread can be hard to reply to
But it’s worth makin’ the effort to try to.
It moves really fast
And no rhymes are rehash’t
But it easier than trying to Haiku
She discovered a horrible rash
But the remedy came in a flash
She pan fried some semen
and summoned a demon
I’ve never seen that on MAS*H!
This is really tedious. I’ll let someone else do page 2.
Some homemade Shoo Fly
Or maybe we’ll scramble some eggs.
Ok, let’s get back on track…
twickster went down to Peru