Accusations were flying as was spit
He called for repentance
Dressed as Burt Reynolds and Dinah?
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!
(a pretty stiff sentence)
Or at least as stiff as those things will go.
**
The mailman making his rounds**
Bzzzzt! I call “no good” on this as a last line – you need to rhyme with pulpit and spit. Try again.
And his sermon got moved to The Pit.
How about “… as stiff as those things will git?”
So edited.
When he found a Peter Paul Mounds
But he felt like a nut
And it entered his gut
So he sat on his butt,
And proceded to pack on the pounds.
A politico, running for election,
Just for the heck of it, here’s what popped into my head to follow that line:
A politico, running for election,
Dissed Darwin and natural selection.
Feeling quite sage,
And with right-wing rage,
Came to sport an unseemly erection.
Showed congress a Christmas erection
With a tip-o-the-hat to Anastasaeon
[QUOTE=Earthworm Jim]
Showed congress a Christmas erection
[QUOTE]
Get your mind from the gutter, you pervs
It’s sparkles and winkles and curves,
It’s a common enough prediliction.
Ooh, I get to start a new one! This one’s for the cool kids. 
This week, in the ol’ MMP …
You’ve heard of the drunken barfly