prick to go with my crack!
Hooo…that was good. 
**
A man with a big can of lard**
Was okay till the big can got jarred
He clung to his can
And hung on like a man
But his soul, not his body, was scarred.
(No, I don’t know what it means either.)
A giraffe went cavorting one day
He romped through a big pile of hay
the hay made him achoo!!
No – 'tis twoo! 'tis twoo!
And his nose was congested all day.
There was a bartender named Mabel
Who could drink anyone under the table
Straight from the bottle she drank
Then let fly a burp that did stank
Whatcha expect – a damn fable?
Swampy and lieu went to China
Dressed as Burt Reynolds and Dinah
:eek:
Sorry, I’ll have to sit out for a line or two – I’m laughing too hard. Do I want to know which of you is which?
Said Swampy, “See here,”
Neither’s burly, I fear.
But you know me – I’m no whineah.
A preacher was pounding his pulpit