It moves really fast…
And no rhymes are rehash’t…
But it easier than trying to Haiku
She discovered a horrible rash
But the remedy came in a flash
She pan fried some semen
One bottle of vodka…
and summoned a demon
I’ve never seen that on MAS*H!
A young lad from Kalamazoo
Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo
The ladies came runnin
A young lad from Kalamazoo
Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo
The ladies came runnin’
As the young man was sunnin’
It was a hell of a hullabaloo.
A clever young Doper named Zoe
A clever young Doper named Zoe
Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey.
She taught it to swim
A clever young Doper named Zoe
Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey.
She taught it to swim
With vigor and vim
And to go-ey along with the flow-ey.
Said a man who sat down on a tack,
And it ended up saving a buoy…
There once was a lady named Robin-
“I must find the culprit and give him a smack!”
For the tack pierced my hiney
And gave me a tiny