Build-a-limerick

The doctor was frantic

He perscribed yoga tantric

Brief hijack to establish a rule to make this work better:

Quote what you’re replying to.

Bus Guy, out.

But I couldn’t afford all the hash!

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket

His dollars thus potted

He said, "The deeper in debt

They soon grew quite spotted

So off to the bank he then took it.

A big burly man named Bruce

Took to wife a Canadian moose

The moose was aghast

But Bruce had a blast

When he gave his new wifes moose a goose

[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac

But Bruce had a blast[/QUOTE]

[del]When he gave his new wifes moose a goose[/del]
When he goosed the mooses caboose.

It pays to fully read the preceeding posts

The boy read a book on Abe Lincoln

Which quickly got him to thinkin’

Four score and seven…

He looked up to heaven…

While our hamster supply keeps on shrinkin’.
This thread can be hard to reply to

But it’s worth makin’ the effort to try to.