Build-a-limerick

But sometimes you’ve got two lines that rhyme

“Bummer,” says twicks

The game is “one line at a time”
But sometimes you’ve got two lines that rhyme
“Bummer,” says twicks
"That there can’t be six

The game is “one line at a time”
But sometimes you’ve got two lines that rhyme
“Bummer,” says twicks
"That there can’t be six

For couplets are truly sublime."

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At the company Holiday Party,
'salright, Oy!

I was groped by a lawyer named Marty

“I hope it’ll suit ya…”

Cause my husband will boot ya

And keep kicking in a manner most hearty!
I always wear two pairs of socks

And a hat on my curly brown locks

I always wear two pairs of socks
And a hat on my curly brown locks

For I so fear the cold

A fine satin jacket

Hmph.

(My death was foretold)

It causes my teethies to knocks

Cash sang of a fella named Sue

Who often said “How Do You Do!”

And a line he must walk along too

Grrrr [del]And a line he must walk along too[/del]
While walking the line

Dressed in black, so fine

He once shot a man in Re-noo.

Groan…good one!

Dopers are holiday prepared,