I waited and waited for somebody to do the fourth line because I was so excited to use it. Yep, I’m truly lame. 
But other shoppers have gotten scared
They scream, “What to buy?”
They lament “Woe am I.”
Dopers are holiday prepared,
But other shoppers have gotten scared
They scream, “What to buy?”
They lament “Woe am I.”
But Dopers all presents espy!
Phew-that was a tricky one!
PS-I was hoping someone would put scared in that one!
I’m jonesin’ for Brownies delish-
Hushpuppies and pan fried catfish
My tummy concurs
But my doctor prefers
Me to eat things that are more nutrish.
There once was a man in a kilt
With a wool sock on his sword hilt
He said, "It’s easier to grasp,
(use “grip,” if you don’t like “grasp.”)
– though you’ll be quite aghast –
At the mighty tilt of his sword hilt. 
Draelin sat on Santa’s lap
He startled awake from his nap,
“Whatcha want?,” he growled
And Draelin then howled